puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
4 votes

Accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes...

Heinz-sight is not 20/20!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Why do cows never have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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posted by "Raymond Stafford" |
10 votes

What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route around?

R2Detour.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
5 votes

A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."

"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."

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posted by "merk" |