puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
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What might you call the Personnel Manager who has to let employees go?

A "fire-man".

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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I am becoming increasingly worried and concerned....

Worried and concerned that there isn't enough anxiety in my life!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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If a parsley farmer is sued...

Could they garnish his wages?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I saw this ad for burial plots...

I thought to myself, "That is the last thing I need!"

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Benjones" |