Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race?
They ended up in a tie.
Have you guys heard the rumor concerning butter?
Never mind, I'd better not spread it.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti...
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
I ordered a Thesaurus online and it just arrived.
The pages are all BLANK!!!
I have no words to express my outrage.