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Public Assistance
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A guy applies for financial assistance. "I'm having trouble with my eyes," the man says.

"What seems to be the problem?" asks the clerk.

"I can't see myself going to work."

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Twelve Step Program
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We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers...

They could call it On Anon Anon...

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Who's the Real Turkey?
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What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?

They know what it’s like to be stuffed and then jammed into a small place.

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I recently stumbled upon my favorite new sports team...

It’s a woman’s bowling squad called, "I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter".

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