puns jokes

If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do.

On one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring...

On the other hand, you don’t.

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays...

But in Medieval Times, people were named Lance-a-lot.

I saw a coupon for a discount on a vasectomy.

I clipped it.

Scientists have developed a breed of transparent cattle.

Unfortunately, they’re super aggressive.

Steer clear.