puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
2 votes

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married?

A 'Can’t-elope'!

2 votes

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posted by "Njehia" |
$25.00 won 11 votes

A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

11 votes

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
3 votes

I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary!

I said, “Mark, my words!”

3 votes

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people...

Because they usually can’t reach it for themselves.

8 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |