puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
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Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race?

They ended up in a tie.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Have you guys heard the rumor concerning butter?

Never mind, I'd better not spread it.

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posted by "starkepatrik" |
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My sister bet me a hundred dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti...

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I ordered a Thesaurus online and it just arrived.

The pages are all BLANK!!!

I have no words to express my outrage.

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posted by "wadejagz" |