Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver...
Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!
A new mummy has just been discovered in Egypt! It was found covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe he was called Pharaoh Rocher!
What does the world’s top dentist get?
A little plaque.
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.