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$7.00 won 5 votes

I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist...

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

5 votes

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posted by "ELECTION " |
$9.00 won 6 votes

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman.

6 votes

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posted by "Chavez P" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

8 votes

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...

I'm eggnogstic.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |