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Man: I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?

Little boy: I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars.

Man: Why should I pay you so much?

Little boy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together...

At first it's boring, but then it's riveting.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx...

But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Lumberjack: Can I axe you a question?

Tree: Wood you please?

Lumberjack: Besides dogs, what other living creature barks?

Tree: I'm stumped.

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posted by "eslippin" |