What has a bottom at its top?
A pair of legs!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
They ended in a tie.
A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller.
“What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender.
“Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my-newt.”
What did the Police Officer say to the woman who was sleeping?
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to have to do this, but I have to take you in. You're under a rest."