Don't invite author John Milton to your group's game nights.
Whenever he's around, there's a pair of dice lost.
How does a train hear another train coming?
With its engineers.
What did one fungi say to another fungi when they got married?
“I want to grow mold with you.”
If I was a rapper my handle would be "Gershwin" and I'd demand that the cover art for my cd's would be exclusively rendered in blue designs.
That way I could truthfully say that they are Gershwin's rap cd's in blue.