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Don't invite author John Milton to your group's game nights.

Whenever he's around, there's a pair of dice lost.

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posted by "Peter P." |
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How does a train hear another train coming?

With its engineers.

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posted by "I am innocent" |
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What did one fungi say to another fungi when they got married?

“I want to grow mold with you.”

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If I was a rapper my handle would be "Gershwin" and I'd demand that the cover art for my cd's would be exclusively rendered in blue designs.

That way I could truthfully say that they are Gershwin's rap cd's in blue.

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posted by "Peter P." |