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I applied for a job as a weatherman, but my knowledge of meteorology was a little cloudy.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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There was once a wise man who loved a beautiful young maiden. She lived in a marsh where his car always got stuck. In addition, her father had a gun, so he never did get close enough to tell her of his passion.

However, she had a more energetic suitor who purchased amphibious tires for his car and, when her father was asleep, speedily carried her off.

Moral: Treads rush in where wise men fear to fool.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What might you call a honeybee which was able to escape a huge spider's web?

A Freebie

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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Geology rocks!

But Geography is where it's at!

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |