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What has a bottom at its top?

A pair of legs!

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

They ended in a tie.

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A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller.

“What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender.

“Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my-newt.”

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What did the Police Officer say to the woman who was sleeping?

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to have to do this, but I have to take you in. You're under a rest."

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posted by "ChuckyP" |