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Proof of Transaction
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What do you call a receipt for the transfer of a wind-powered boat?

Either a bill-of-sail or a sails-receipt.

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Lost Three Fingers
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I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.

The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."

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Bought A Dog
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I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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The Life of Henry Ford
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I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.

It’s an autobiography.

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