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A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car behind me!"

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posted by "maryjones" |
3 votes

A man was complaining to his friend: “I’m sick of the police telling me how to drive when they themselves are worse drivers.”

“How do you mean?” asked the friend.

“Well, just look at how many signs you see by the side of the road saying, ‘Police Accident’.”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

Donald: Hi, Daisy...

Daisy: Don’t talk to me! I’m so mad I can’t speak! I was driving on Oak Street and a policeman gave me a ticket for going the wrong way!

Donald: Sure, Oak’s a one way street. It’s against the law to drive north on Oak.

Daisy: That’s just the point! I wasn’t going north, I was going east!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4 votes

Cop: You know how fast you were going?

Guy: Sorry officer, I was just trying to catch up with traffic.

Cop: What traffic? The road is empty.

Guy: Yea, that's how far behind I am.

4 votes

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posted by "mcdanijt" |