police jokes

Category: "Police Jokes"
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Why did the coffee grounds call 911?

Because they GOT MUGGED

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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The older police detective stopped by my house and asked where i was between 5 & 6?

I respectfully replied, "Kindergarten, sir."

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posted by "shopin55" |
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2 bedbugs were having a discussion. "I just graduated from bedbug private investigator classes. I'm going to start performing clandestine and secret investigations."

"I figured you'd want to be an 'in your face, take no prisoners, out there' kind of police bug?"

"Not really. I do my best work under cover!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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I wasn't planning on going for a run this morning, but those mall security guards came out of nowhere!

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posted by "Kovin Siva" |