A police officer said to a motorist, "What were you doing? Your car was zigzagging like crazy!"
"I'm learning to drive."
"Without an instructor in the car?"
"Oh, yes. It's an online course."
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.
A detective came up and asked me where I was between 6 and 7...
He seemed annoyed when I said, “second grade."
Policeman: "Why are you driving without a light?"
Scooterist: "There is light everywhere."
Policeman: "Then shall I remove the air from your tires?"
Scooterist: "Why would you do that?"
Policeman: "Because there is air everywhere..."