police jokes

Category: "Police Jokes"
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A police officer said to a motorist, "What were you doing? Your car was zigzagging like crazy!"

"I'm learning to drive."

"Without an instructor in the car?"

"Oh, yes. It's an online course."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included.

Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.

The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A detective came up and asked me where I was between 6 and 7...

He seemed annoyed when I said, “second grade."

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posted by "LouLou" |
$50.00 won 26 votes

Policeman: "Why are you driving without a light?"

Scooterist: "There is light everywhere."

Policeman: "Then shall I remove the air from your tires?"

Scooterist: "Why would you do that?"

Policeman: "Because there is air everywhere..."

26 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |