police jokes

I just phoned the Police, because someone broke into my home and released thousands of house flies in it...

They're sending out the swat team!

Someone stole my car last night.

But before I called the police I had a thought.

"The heck with it. Let them explain all the bodies in the trunk!"

Policeman: "Excuse me, sir, did you see a man in a long, black coat, carrying a briefcase pass by here a moment ago?"

Dopey Dan: "No."

Policeman, skeptical: "Did he tell you to say that?"

Dopey Dan: "Yes."

A police detective was at the house of a woman whose past three husbands had suspiciously died. "I heard your first two husbands died of food poisoning." he inquired. "What caused it?"

"Poisonous mushrooms." she replied.

"I see," replied the inspector. "And how did your third husband die?"

"He wouldn't eat his mushrooms."