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"Why does Grandma spray Windex all over her Medicare co-pay invoices?"

"She said she wants a clean bill of health."

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, do fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after women!"

He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, "And tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!"

"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers. "How?"

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posted by "merk" |
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Joe: "I still remember what my grandpa said when he kicked the bucket."

Moe: "What did he say?"

Joe: "He said, 'How far do you think I can kick this bucket?'"

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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I have finally made it to those wonder years you hear about while growing up.

I wonder where my glasses are...

I wonder where my car is parked...

I wonder where my cell phone is...

I wonder where my sunglasses are...

I wonder...

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posted by "barber7796" |