elderly jokes

Category: "Elderly Jokes"
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As men grow older their hair begins to grow deeper into their scalp.

If it touches grey matter, it turns grey.

If it hits nothing, it falls out.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age, how do you feel?"

John replies, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really! Like a newborn baby, you say?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I even drool on myself."

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posted by "Sherrie Newbury" |
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John: "My grandpa is 98 years old, and he doesn't even use glasses."

Jack: "Wow, that is incredible!"

John: "Yep, he drinks straight from the bottle."

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posted by "Misko Benka" |
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As men grow older they reach that stage in life where their hair quits growing on their head...

And begins to come out of their nose and ears instead.

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posted by "Douglas" |