When Fred went to his barber he expressed concern about going bald.
Fred: “Now that I’m getting older I’m worried about my hair falling out.”
Barber: “Men’s hair doesn’t ever fall out.”
Fred: “I’ve seen many balding older men.”
Barber: “When men get older their hair follicles get weak making the hair fall back inside their head.”
Fred: “That’s preposterous, do you have any proof?”
Barber: “Now that you’re older and thinning have noticed excess hair coming out your ears?”
Fred: “Yes, actually I have noticed that?”
Barber: “I rest my case.”
Elle: "Grandpa, why are these eggs so large?"
Grandpa: "They're duck eggs."
Elle: "Where did you get them?"
Grandpa: "On the internet. It's easy if you use Quack Quack Go, just type in eggs and hit enter."
Elle: "I think you meant duck duck go."
Grandpa: "I don't think so. You have to use the right search engine and I wasn't looking for ducks."
Elle: "What if I wanted to donate to animals in wildfire distress?"
Grandpa: "Firefox and if you' want to find a date go to...."
Elle: "Don't tell me, Yahoo right?"