elderly jokes

Category: "Elderly Jokes"
3 votes

There are advantages to being over the age of 60...

1. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
2. Things you buy now won't wear out.

3. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

4. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
5. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

3 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."

"Why not?" he asks.

She answers back, "Because I'm dead."

The husband says, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."

She says, "No, I'm definitely dead."

He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"

"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."

1 votes

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posted by "wadejagz" |
5 votes

You should always be nice to your children...

...they pick which nursing home you go to when you get really old!

5 votes

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4 votes

How can you tell you’re getting old?

You go to an antiques auction and three people bid on you.

4 votes

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |