elderly jokes

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I'm am so old...

that when I was a kid, the Dead Sea was only sick.

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I've often been asked, "What do you do now that you're retired?"

"Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up and returned it to her. The lady looked into her handbag and commented, "Hmm... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a purse, the owner didn't have any change for a reward."

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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |