elderly jokes

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As I get older I realized....

I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

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posted by "kjk" |
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Coming in from playing, little Freddy looked confused. His mom asked, "Is something the matter?"

"I just was talking with old Mr. Dodd," Freddy replied. "He was searching through his big garbage container and I asked him what he was looking for."

"He said, 'Please don't bother me now Freddy, I've thrown out my back!'"

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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A man arrives at a rest home for his first day. He is greeted at the door by a woman.

She says, "You look like my 7th husband."

The man replies, "How many times have you been married?"

"Six."

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posted by "ed" |
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We all get heavier as we grow older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So, I am not heavy...

I am just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore, so it started filling up the rest of me.

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posted by "Joe Cirillo" |