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Favorite this joke As I get older, I notice that my wife and my hamstrings have a lot in common.
They're both inflexible.
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Today I picked up my mother-in-law at the airport.
She's getting a little up there. She's at the age where she doesn't remember things too well.
So, when I saw her, I said, "Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!"
"A-A-R-P, I wanna join the A-A-R-P..."
"Hey Joe, what's that you're singing?"
"I'm one of the Retirement Village People, and I'm practicing for our upcoming concert!"
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An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him.
Then he turned on the kitchen radio tuning in to a Hip-Hop station.
He then started gyrating and jumping and tapping the face of the clock with his foot in time with the music.
His wife suddenly walked in and said, "What in heaven's name are you doing!"
The husband replied, "Our granddaughter says you can making money dancing on the Tik-Tok."
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