elderly jokes

Category: "Elderly Jokes"
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Two elderly ladies were discussing their "elderly" issues.

"You're in the grocery store, Ethel," Gladys begins, "and the urge suddenly comes upon you. You go into the woman's bathroom, and the only stall is filthy, a total mess. You go to the family bathroom, and find the door is locked. What do you do?"

Ethel thinks for a minute, then replies, "Depends."

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Now that I’m older I've realized the value of learning something new each day. I just wish I could remember it!

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When you get to be a certain age, there are two things you definitely don’t want to do in the same week...

Upgrade your prescription glasses and buy a full-length mirror!

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posted by "Marty" |
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What's the difference between kids and grandkids?

If I play Ghost Riders with my guitar but sing the lyrics from the Gilligan's Island theme song, my grand kids would love it!

My kids, however, would want to take away my driver's licence!

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posted by "Marty" |