elderly jokes

Category: "Elderly Jokes"
$6.00 won 3 votes

I hate it when I see an OLD person and then realize we went to school together.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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I thought growing old GROWING OLD would take longer!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
1 votes

Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids which promise to allow him to hear 100%.

A month later, he returns to the doctor for a check up on his progress. The doctor tells him that his hearing is perfect and asks if his family is pleased.

The man says, "Oh, I haven't told them about the hearing aids yet. I just sit around and listen to them talk. I've changed my will three times!"

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posted by "CPipe" |
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As a senior citizen on a fixed income I realize that the days of cheap cell phones are over...

Now, if I fall and hear a crack, I am hoping it's my leg and not my cell phone.

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posted by "barber7796" |