elderly jokes

Coming in from playing, little Freddy looked confused. His mom asked, "Is something the matter?"

"I just was talking with old Mr. Dodd," Freddy replied. "He was searching through his big garbage container and I asked him what he was looking for."

"He said, 'Please don't bother me now Freddy, I've thrown out my back!'"

A man arrives at a rest home for his first day. He is greeted at the door by a woman.

She says, "You look like my 7th husband."

The man replies, "How many times have you been married?"

"Six."

We all get heavier as we grow older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So, I am not heavy...

I am just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore, so it started filling up the rest of me.

Part of getting old is that your mind thinks that your body can do things that is can’t…

Or, is it the other way around…

I forget???