elderly jokes

I woke up this morning with a string tied around my finger and I haven’t a clue why I put it there...

I better check my notes, it might be something important!

Now if I could just remember where I put my notes...

Now that I'm getting older I wonder how I can still contribute to society even after I’m gone...

In checking my options it looks like I’ll still be able to donate by body to science, science fiction that is.

Two elderly ladies were discussing their "elderly" issues.

"You're in the grocery store, Ethel," Gladys begins, "and the urge suddenly comes upon you. You go into the woman's bathroom, and the only stall is filthy, a total mess. You go to the family bathroom, and find the door is locked. What do you do?"

Ethel thinks for a minute, then replies, "Depends."

Now that I’m older I've realized the value of learning something new each day. I just wish I could remember it!