cross the road jokes

Category: "Cross the Road Jokes"
$10.00 won 23 votes

Q: Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?

A: Because it was chicken.

23 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Mounika" |
0 votes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

There was a fork in the road.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$12.00 won 11 votes

After crossing the road, the chicken goes up to James Bond and asks him, "What's your name?"

"Bond, James Bond. What is yours?"

"Ken, Chick Ken."

11 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

Q: Why did the 12 chickens cross the road?

A: It dozen really matter...

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "sman" |