Q: Why did the 12 chickens cross the road?
A: It dozen really matter...
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the house where the most gullible person in the world lives.
Two playgrounds are on either side of the road...
So, why did the children cross the road?
To get to the other slide.