cross the road jokes

Category: "Cross the Road Jokes"
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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot!

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posted by "larry rexford" |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the house where the most gullible person in the world lives.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?

The Chicken

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posted by "Katyman123" |
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Two playgrounds are on either side of the road...

So, why did the children cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Why did the hen cross the road?

To find the rooster.

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |