cross the road jokes

Category: "Cross the Road Jokes"
6 votes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was practicing good Social Distancing.

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posted by "JCVD" |
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chickens didn't exist yet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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posted by "sarsfieldk" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

He didn't, because during the Jurassic period there were no roads.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "barber7796" |