cross the road jokes

Category: "Cross the Road Jokes"
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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posted by "sarsfieldk" |
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

He didn't, because during the Jurassic period there were no roads.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Why did the duck cross the road?

To prove he was not chicken.

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit someone that is not very smart.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
The chicken!

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posted by "Damitched" |