cross the road jokes

Category: "Cross the Road Jokes"
4 votes

Why did Bonnie cross the road?

To get to the other Clyde.

4 votes

posted by "eslippin" |
6 votes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was practicing good Social Distancing.

6 votes

posted by "?Or#" |
3 votes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chickens didn't exist yet!

3 votes

3 votes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

3 votes

posted by "sarsfieldk" |