airplane jokes

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This country’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

The search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I was on a date with this really great lady.

Well it wasn't really a date-date, more like we ate dinner and saw a movie together.

Then the plane landed.

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posted by "greens52" |
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Upset Pilot (after crash): "I was trying to break a record..."

Farmer: "Well, you've made it. You're the first man in these parts who climbed down a tree without having to climb up it first."

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A flight attendant was on the red-eye to Manila when a water leak developed in the galley, which eventually soaked the carpet throughout the cabin of the 747.

A very sleepy passenger who had become aware of the dampness asked the attendant, "Has it been raining?"

Keeping a straight face, the attendant replied, "Yes, but we put the top up."

With a sigh of relief, the passenger went back to sleep.

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posted by "merk" |