airplane jokes

Category: "Airplane Jokes"
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I was flying between Toronto and Ottawa. It's only a 9 minute flight and so, to save money, I flew with a small airline in a little, twin-engine plane. About two minutes into the flight the pilot announced that we were going to have to turn back due to some engine trouble.

The nervous passenger I was seated next to turned to me and said, "If we lose an engine, how far do you think the other one will take us?"

I told him, "One engine? Oh, I'm sure it'll take us all the way to the scene of the crash. We'll probably make good time too. I bet we beat the paramedics there by at least a half hour."

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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I was visiting the grandkids out of state and one asked if I liked riding "ON" the airplane.

It makes me wonder how little Bobby knew I didn't have the money to by a ticket and had to hang on the tail section during the trip?

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Why was Peter Pan banned from using any Airline?

Because if he got on a plane, it would Never-Never-land.

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posted by "Jonathan Wendt" |
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As the plane approached the runway for takeoff, the pilot came on the overhead speakers...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome! We are third in line for takeoff, but don't worry, I think I can beat'em."

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posted by "ragspirit49" |