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At a packed airport ticket counter all ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could. A man toward the end of the snaking line of passengers was obviously impatient and very frustrated at having to wait so long.

He finally decided to march right up to the counter, pulling his wheeled suitcase, and demanded that he be given his boarding pass. The ticket agent turned, looked at him, blinked, took a shallow, deep breath and said, "Sir, as you can see there are many passengers ahead of you. We are doing our best to process the passengers as fast as we can. I'm afraid you'll have to get back in line."

Outraged and red in the face, the man yelled at the ticket agent saying, "Do you know who I am ???!!!"

The ticket agent turned, looked at him, blinked, took another shallow, deep breath, picked up the microphone and said calmly, "There is a man at the ticket counter who does not know who he is. Anyone who knows him please help us."

The man quietly returned to the back of the line.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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My girlfriend just asked me, "When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?"

I said, "As you wish," and booked it for her. She's going tomorrow...

I'm leaving in three weeks and flying there!

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posted by "Richard Felt" |
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My friend asked me to help him with his crossword puzzle as he was struggling with 4 across.

"What's the clue?" I asked.

"Overworked postman," he said.

"How many letters?"

"Thousands!"

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posted by "alexander" |
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Rebecca said to her husband, “Do you know the neighbor’s daughter scored a 99 on her math exam?”

Her husband Tom, sipping his tea, remarked, “Really? What happened to the remaining 1 point?”

Rebecca replied sarcastically, “Your son scored it.”

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posted by "RobertAlex" |