airplane jokes

Category: "Airplane Jokes"
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I was visiting the grandkids out of state and one asked if I liked riding "ON" the airplane.

It makes me wonder how little Bobby knew I didn't have the money to by a ticket and had to hang on the tail section during the trip?

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Why was Peter Pan banned from using any Airline?

Because if he got on a plane, it would Never-Never-land.

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Jonathan Wendt" |
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As the plane approached the runway for takeoff, the pilot came on the overhead speakers...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome! We are third in line for takeoff, but don't worry, I think I can beat'em."

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "ragspirit49" |
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Arriving at the airport my buddy looked visibly shaken. I asked him, "Are you okay? What's the matter?"

Looking bewildered, he replied, "It'll pass. Every time I have to fly, I get a terminal illness."

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Jim Shaw" |