I was visiting the grandkids out of state and one asked if I liked riding "ON" the airplane.
It makes me wonder how little Bobby knew I didn't have the money to by a ticket and had to hang on the tail section during the trip?
Why was Peter Pan banned from using any Airline?
Because if he got on a plane, it would Never-Never-land.
As the plane approached the runway for takeoff, the pilot came on the overhead speakers...
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome! We are third in line for takeoff, but don't worry, I think I can beat'em."
Arriving at the airport my buddy looked visibly shaken. I asked him, "Are you okay? What's the matter?"
Looking bewildered, he replied, "It'll pass. Every time I have to fly, I get a terminal illness."