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A German man is traveling through Poland when he's stopped at a security checkpoint.

The Polish Security Officer asks, "Where are you traveling from?"

The German man says, "Berlin."

The Polish Security Officer asks, "Occupation?"

The German man says, "No, just visiting."

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posted by "Leibel" |
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My son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

He considered this for a moment and replied, “When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States.”

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I'm so excited to learn that the Post Office now gives you a choice of five different types of music while you are on hold!

While I was waiting for an agent, I got to hear the entire Beatles White Album, The Rolling Stones' Exile on Main Street, Stevie Wonder's Songs in the Key of Life, and Pink Floyd's The Wall.

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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Top 5 Signs that Gasoline has gotten way too expensive:

1. A gas station is offering a free car with every fill up!

2. Any purchase over a gallon requires a credit check.

3. Price is now in gold bullion.

4. Texaco now offering monthly payment plans.

5. You're excited to find gas at under $5 a half cup.

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posted by "aod318" |