A British guy stabbed the 12th letter of the alphabet several times.
Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no 'R' in it.
I said, "No way!"
Knowing that most items seem not to be manufactured in the USA, I noticed my new smart TV was "BUILT IN ANTENNA".
I don't even know where Antenna is located!