judge jokes

Category: "Judge Jokes"
$10.00 won 9 votes

Judge: "I order you to pay $10,000."

Mario: "Why?"

Judge: "It’s a fine."

Mario: "No itsa not!"

9 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
2 votes

What is the definition of the word 'jury'?

Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

2 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$9.00 won 11 votes

The Judge said to the defendant, "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again?"

"Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police but they wouldn't listen."

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
1 votes

An attorney called the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him urgently. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.

"Judge Jones has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

The governor replied, "Well, it's okay with me if it's okay with the undertaker."

1 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |