judge jokes
Favorite this joke "Why is it that a judge has so little time left for himself?"
"I suppose it's because he is so busy."
"Wrong. It's because he hands out so much time to other people."
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true.
"I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.
The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."
Judge: "I order you to pay $10,000."
Mario: "Why?"
Judge: "It’s a fine."
Mario: "No itsa not!"
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$10.00
What is the definition of the word 'jury'?
Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.
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