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"Why is it that a judge has so little time left for himself?"

"I suppose it's because he is so busy."

"Wrong. It's because he hands out so much time to other people."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true.

"I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.

The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Judge: "I order you to pay $10,000."

Mario: "Why?"

Judge: "It’s a fine."

Mario: "No itsa not!"

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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What is the definition of the word 'jury'?

Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |