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A drunk appears in front of a judge.

The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."

The drunk, a bit surprised, says, "Okay, let's get started!"

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In court, the judge asked the accused, "Did you take Mr. Fred's wallet?"

The accused replied, "Yes, yes I did. I didn't want him to shoot himself."

Confused by the reply, the judge asks, "Why do you think he'd shoot himself with his wallet?"

"Because it was loaded, your honor."

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posted by "Misko Benka" |
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Never judge a girl by her clothes.

There may not be enough evidence.

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The judge reviews the divorce case very carefully and issues his judgement. "Mr Smith, I am going to give your wife $750 a month."

Mr. Smith's replies, "That's very nice of you, judge. And every once in a while I will send her a little extra too."

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |