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Favorite this joke A drunk appears in front of a judge.
The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
The drunk, a bit surprised, says, "Okay, let's get started!"
In court, the judge asked the accused, "Did you take Mr. Fred's wallet?"
The accused replied, "Yes, yes I did. I didn't want him to shoot himself."
Confused by the reply, the judge asks, "Why do you think he'd shoot himself with his wallet?"
"Because it was loaded, your honor."
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Never judge a girl by her clothes.
There may not be enough evidence.
The judge reviews the divorce case very carefully and issues his judgement. "Mr Smith, I am going to give your wife $750 a month."
Mr. Smith's replies, "That's very nice of you, judge. And every once in a while I will send her a little extra too."
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