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The Higgs Boson walks into a church.

The bishop says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson in here."

The Higgs Boson asks, "But without me, how can you have mass?"

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posted by "Susan Paetznick" |
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What do you have to do to win gold at the weather forecasting competition?

I’ve heard you have to beat the raining champion!

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posted by "greens52" |
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A scientist was working on an equation that would make ION propulsion viable but after several months he couldn’t make his theory work.

His neighbor a pastor at the local church took one look at the algorithm and solved in minutes.

The Scientist was astonished thinking it must be a miracle. The pastor said, “It was easy; after all they’re Parish-ION-ers.”

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Science teacher: "Does anyone here know what sodium hypobromite is?"

Student: "NaBrO!"

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |