A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773."
A not so bright student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
A scientist wanted to understand the science of marriage.
So he got married.
Now he forgot what science is all about.
I'm beginning to think that package instructions are only meant to be read by scientist.
The print is so small you need an electron microscope to read it and who has one of those...
Scientist of course!
The brain is a wonderful organ...
It starts working the day you are born, and stops the day you fall in love...