I've discovered a machine that produces love, wealth, death, health, failure and success via sound waves.
I've named it The Rumor Mill!
Yesterday, I saw a sign at the university that read: "The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people...."
The inventor of the Morse code has sadly passed away.
Dashes to dashes, dots to dots.
Until you multiply yourself by the square of the speed of light.
Then you energy.