science jokes

Eureka!

I've discovered a machine that produces love, wealth, death, health, failure and success via sound waves.

I've named it The Rumor Mill!

Yesterday, I saw a sign at the university that read: "The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people...."

You matter...

Until you multiply yourself by the square of the speed of light.

Then you energy.