science jokes

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A father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school on Parents’ Day, and observed his son hard at work in the chemistry lab.

“What are you working on, son?"

“A universal solvent,” explained his son. “A solvent that’ll dissolve anything."

His father whistled, clearly impressed, then wondered aloud, “What will you keep it in?”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
3 votes

A chemist's favorite drink is...

CoFe2.

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posted by "barber7796" |
1 votes

Occam's razor: The simplest solution is probably correct.

Occam's chainsaw: If it were that simple I wouldn't have a problem.

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posted by "CMatthewC" |
5 votes

Why don't magnets fall in love?

Because their prospective mates are polar opposites.

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posted by "barber7796" |