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A man is convinced he has telekinesis. A group of scientists finally agree to test his claim. The man is placed in a room with a cup on an edge of a table. The scientists tell the man to knock the cup off the table using the telekinesis. The man stares with complete and utter focus but with no results.

For weeks the experiment continues, the man sits there staring at the cup with relentless ferocity but nothing happens. Suddenly, without warning, an earthquake strikes, shaking the table and causing the cup to slide off and come crashing down onto the floor. At that, the man turns to the scientists with a smile and says, “See!”

The scientists say, “Yeah, but you didn’t cause the cup to fall, the earthquake did.”

The man says, ”What do you think caused the earthquake?”

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posted by "JCVD" |
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What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?

"He-He!"

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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What is the name of the first electricity detective?

Sherlock Ohms!

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posted by "maryjones" |
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A male brain and a female brain were for sale at a scientist convention.

Which brain was more expensive?

The male brain was more expensive because it had never been used.

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posted by "pabob45" |