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A chemist's favorite carnival ride is...

The Ferrous Wheel!

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What do you call someone who steals energy?

a Joule thief.

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What would you call a remake of TRON?

NEUTRON.

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A father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school on Parents’ Day, and observed his son hard at work in the chemistry lab.

“What are you working on, son?"

“A universal solvent,” explained his son. “A solvent that’ll dissolve anything."

His father whistled, clearly impressed, then wondered aloud, “What will you keep it in?”

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