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What compound is made by 2 urea proteins found in urine?

Di-urea.

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Jesse Westendorf" |
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Why was Mickey Mouse in space?

Why else, he was looking for Pluto.

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posted by "Noah Puchalski" |
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Just because a frog is green, does that mean its Irish?

No.

That is correct. Because when you look at it when its a baby, it looks a tad-polish!

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "scottietuhawty" |
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Signs that scientists have gone too far with genetically modified food:

*Your hot dog just fetched its own ketchup and relish.

*You spot the tell-tale signs of a primitive central nervous system in you Jell-O.

*Chocchini: looks like zucchini, tastes like a chocolate Ding Dong.

*The black-eyed peas on your fork just winked at you.

*Every time you pour a glass of orange juice, your garage door goes up.

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |