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What did the vet say when Schrodinger went to pick up his cat?

"I have good news and bad news..."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Why are chemists bad at playing pranks?

They lack the element of surprise.

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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I found a method that I can drop an egg from 6 feet and have it not break...

Drop it from 7 feet! (It won't break those first 6 feet!)

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posted by "Egbert" |
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A chemist's favorite carnival ride is...

The Ferrous Wheel!

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posted by "Benjones" |