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A professor at a museum noticed his tomb exhibit was empty.

He walks by a little boy who is lost and crying.

He asked the boy what's wrong. "I want my mommy!" the boy sniffed.

The professor said, "I know how you feel, I want my mummy too!"

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posted by "Tutman" |
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I was asking my friend at what point did Celsius and Fahrenheit become the same.

One of my other buddies quickly chimed in, "-40 degrees..."

Impressed I said, "I didn't know you were so knowledgeable in weather science?"

"I'm not," he said. "But I have been to Minnesota."

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posted by "Retired Terp" |
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What do you call a computer program that writes a blues song about climate change?

An Al-Gore-rhythm!

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posted by "Michael Landau" |
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An infectious disease walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “We don’t serve infectious diseases here.”

The infectious disease says, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Egbert" |