The little boy scurried into the mom & pop grocery store with a worried look on his face, handing the clerk a dollar bill.
"What’s this for, sonny?"
"Momma says all she wants is peas and quiet... do you have that?"
The Cajun menu offered a vast fish selection: Blackened redfish, orange roughy, pink salmon, browned yellowtail...
Yet with a carefree, colorblind cook, we all ended up with Rainbow trout.
Why did the man place scissors inside the refrigerator?
To remind himself he needed cold cuts!
What did the former boxer-turned-barista ask his patrons?
"Ya want one lump or two???"