Favorite this joke Diner: "Did you hear about that rooster they discovered in Tibet that actually lays eggs??"
Waitress: "No way! A rooster that lays eggs up by Katmandu?"
Diner: "Yep - he now goes by the name of 'Himalayin'..."
Why did the Turkey snicker alongside the stuffing?
It was an inside joke.
Waitress: “What’ll it be, Pops?”
Pops: “I’ll take two eggs, a pancake, a sausage, and a beer.”
Waitress: “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve beer with breakfast.”
Pops: “Dang it! Well then why the heck do you call yourself IHOP?”
Why was the tearful strawberry looking so blue?
She was getting razzed by the neighbors.
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