bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
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Customer: Barkeep, what’s the special today?

Barkeep: It’s an original drink we call the Zomazoid. It’s made with 2 shots each of 100 proof alcohols. It contains Vodka, Tennessee Whiskey, Tequila, and Scotch, topped with Irish Cream and Banana slices.

Customer: What do the customers that order this drink say about it?

Barkeep: No one really knows, we can’t understand what they’re saying.

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posted by "Marty" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

One Saturday evening a man walked into a bar and said, "Excuse me, I would like a pint of beer." The bartender served the man his drink and said, "That will be four dollars." The customer pulled out a twenty-dollar bill and handed it to the bartender.

"Sorry, sir," the bartender said, "but I can't accept that."

So the man pulls out a ten-dollar bill, and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the puzzled man asked the barkeep.

Pointing to a neon sign behind the bar, the bartender explained, "This is a Singles Bar."

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

Took my first shot today! So excited, and my next one is in 2 weeks.

It was a hard choice with so many options.

I chose the tequila one.

2 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
2 votes

A notice board at a restaurant: "Eat, drink, have fun....your grandson will pay the bill!"

After a tummy filled meal, Albert was approached by the waiter with the bill.

Albert pointed the waiter to the notice board.

Waiter: "This is your grandfather's bill."

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posted by "Ramesh" |