bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
2 votes

A camel can work for a week without drinking...

A man can drink for a week without working.

2 votes

posted by "Douglas" |
1 votes

I was told drinking just one beer wouldn't hurt you...

But the other six might.

1 votes

posted by "MarioMKE" |
$10.00 won 5 votes
 

Woman customer in restaurant: "I'd like a margarita please."

Waiter: "I'll need to see your ID."

Customer (giggling while showing her ID): "You think I look like a teenager?"

Waiter: "No. I thought you qualified for our senior citizen discount."

5 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Douglas" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

24 hours in a day...

24 beers in a case....

Coincidence?

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Lumbergranny " |