bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
2 votes

Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer.

“Want another?” asked the bartender.

“I think not,” Descartes replied. Then he disappeared.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
5 votes

A couple of guys were discussing the latest play showing in the theater.

"I saw the first act, but not the second."

"Why not?"

"I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program that the second act was two years later."

5 votes

posted by "Pshark1998" |
$50.00 won 9 votes
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ME: "I will take $50 on pump one please..."

BARTENDER: "Sir, please get your mouth off the keg!"

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$8.00 won 9 votes
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The cowboy ordered a steak at a restaurant and it was served rare, very rare. He looked at it and ask that it be returned to the kitchen and cooked.

The chef came out to inform him that the steak was cooked.

"Cooked? You call this cooked? I've seen cows hurt worse than this and they get well."

9 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Everleigh" |