bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
$12.00 won 3 votes

One Saturday evening a man walked into a bar and said, "Excuse me, I would like a pint of beer." The bartender served the man his drink and said, "That will be four dollars." The customer pulled out a twenty-dollar bill and handed it to the bartender.

"Sorry, sir," the bartender said, "but I can't accept that."

So the man pulls out a ten-dollar bill, and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the puzzled man asked the barkeep.

Pointing to a neon sign behind the bar, the bartender explained, "This is a Singles Bar."

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

Took my first shot today! So excited, and my next one is in 2 weeks.

It was a hard choice with so many options.

I chose the tequila one.

2 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
2 votes

A notice board at a restaurant: "Eat, drink, have fun....your grandson will pay the bill!"

After a tummy filled meal, Albert was approached by the waiter with the bill.

Albert pointed the waiter to the notice board.

Waiter: "This is your grandfather's bill."

2 votes

posted by "Ramesh" |
$9.00 won 1 votes
 

A guy walked into a bar and noticed they had a huge Silver Back Gorilla sitting at the end of the bar on a short wide barstool.

The guy asked the barkeep why they had a gorilla. The bartender replied, “That’s Joe-Joe, he’s trained to give CPR if someone drinks too much. So what’ll you have there buddy?”

The man replied, “A Shirley Temple.”

1 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Marty" |