bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
$15.00 won 1 votes

I finally quit drinking for good...

Now I'm just gonna drink for evil.

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$10.00 won 1 votes

Two guys were sitting at the bar. One of them said, “A lady has invited me to brunch tomorrow but I know nothing of proper table etiquette."

“What do you want to know?" asked the other one.

“Well, um… for example what goes better with waffles, red or white wine?”

"Is it too late to cancel?"

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Marty" |
$25.00 won 3 votes
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A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.

"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

"You're under 21," replies the barman.

3 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$8.00 won 1 votes

What is a social drinker?

If someone says, "I'll have a beer please," a social drinker always replies, "Social I!”

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |