bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
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As I was getting in bed, she said, "You’re drunk."

I said, "How do you know?"

She said, "You live next door."

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Do I want a beer?

A) Yes

B) A

C) B

D) All of the above

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."

"What's that?"

"Have you...err... broken wind yet?"


"Well, don't, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!"

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "merk" |
1 votes

I only went to the pub for 'Naked Happy Hour'...

But I stayed until clothing time.

1 votes

posted by "nerdasaurus" |