bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
10 votes

Pete: "What's that you have in your buttonhole?"

Donald: "That's a chrysanthemum."

Pete: "It looks like a rose to me!"

Donald: "Your wrong, its a chrysanthemum."

Pete: "Then spell it."

Donald: "K-r-i-s.....your right, it is a rose."

10 votes

posted by "Benjones" |
4 votes

Bono & The Edge walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Oh no, not U2 again!"

4 votes

posted by "Danny Jackson" |
10 votes

Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked.

"He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new kind of car," his co-worker replied.

"How was he going to do it?"

"He took an engine from a Ford, tires from a Chevy, seats from a Lincoln, hubcaps from Caddy and, well, you get the idea."

"So what did he end up with?"

"Ten years to life."

10 votes

posted by "maryjones" |
$25.00 won 17 votes

An inebriated young actor staggered into a large hotel in Hollywood and looked into a large mirror in the lobby.

After a minute or so passed he said, in a loud voice, "Look, they've got a picture of me here, too!"

17 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Benjones" |