bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
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A man found a magic lamp with a genie who offered him three wishes.

"For my first wish," he said, "I'd like to be rich."

"Okay, Rich," the genie replied, "what's your second wish?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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"Did you tell her that what you said was in strict confidence?"

"No, I didn't want her to think it was important enough to repeat."

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posted by "shirley Mc" |
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''Say, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?'' asked one drunk to his friend at the next bar stool.

''Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much,'' answered the equally wasted gent.

“Ah hell, whaddya know, I've been married to one of those for years and years now.''

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Terry slammed his cards on the table and left the game in a huff.

"Boy," said another player disgustingly, "I really hate playing cards with a bad loser."

"He isn't very pleasant," another player said, raking in the chips, "but it's better than playing with a good winner."

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posted by "Benjones" |