bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
$50.00 won 11 votes

One afternoon there was a group of tourists on tour going through an ancient castle in Europe. They were accompanied by a tour guide.

The guide said that the majestic castle was over 700 years old. He added that nothing had been altered or touched in all those years.

One of the tourists blurted out, "Sounds like they have the same cheap landlord I have!"

11 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

Jerry was sitting down for breakfast one morning when he was astonished to see in the paper an announcment of his own death.

He called his friend at once, "Jim, have you seen the announcement of my death in the paper?"

Jim replied, "Yes, and exactly where are you calling from?"

4 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Benjones" |
8 votes

Looking at a home in a new neighborhood the prospective buyer ask the man next door: "Besides yourself, how many knaves do you suppose live on this street?"

"Besides myself?" replied the other. "Do you mean to insult me?"

"Well then," said the first. "How many do you reckon including yourself?"

8 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
4 votes

Bartender: I've got a new cocktail for you. It's a cross between beer and whiskey and it's the name of a children's sidewalk game.

Patron: Oh, cool! What is it?

Bartender: Hops-scotch!

4 votes

posted by "kathyhill" |