bar & drinking jokes
Favorite this joke I used to think drinking was bad for me.
So I gave up thinking.
Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches.
Then the bartender says, ”Sorry, but you can’t eat your own food in here.”
So the two guys look at each other and swap lunches.
Waitress: “What’ll it be, Pops?”
Pops: “I’ll take two eggs, a pancake, a sausage, and a beer.”
Waitress: “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve beer with breakfast.”
Pops: “Dang it! Well then why the heck do you call yourself IHOP?”
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much of his free time in the local bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
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