bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
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Alcohol is an absolute necessity, because NO great story has ever begun with someone eating a salad!

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The perfect martini starts with pouring gin, vermouth, and olives into the trash where they belong.

DRINK WHISKEY!!!

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Sign outside the pub: Come in and meet your future ex-wife!

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That new bar down the street is running a GREAT special...

Buy one beer for the price of two and receive a second beer absolutely FREE!

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