Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver...
Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!
A new mummy has just been discovered in Egypt! It was found covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe he was called Pharaoh Rocher!
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy...
So I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable WiFi!