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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 409
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1565.00
$25.00 won 5 votes

My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?

My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$50.00 won 6 votes

The other day, I rang the Speaking Clock. It said, “What's the matter, can't you afford a watch? Are you too lazy to lift your arm up, you idiot?“

It was Greenwich Mean Time.

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

My daughter asked me, "What is a unit a power?"

I replied, "Correct."

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$50.00 won 5 votes

The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.

5 votes

CATEGORY Puns
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