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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 41
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 77.00
$25.00 won 10 votes

Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?

Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.

10 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?

Opinions.

8 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?

Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter: Rare it is.

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

If I had $1 every time someone over 40 told me my generation was the problem...

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined!

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |