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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 249
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 716.00
1 votes
Pet Mouse
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My pet mouse Elvis died today...

He was caught in a trap.

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32nd Birthday
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My wife and I just celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday.

It was the fastest birthday party we’ve ever had.

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A Personal Trainer
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I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I don't feel I'm fit enough for the job...

I’ve handed in my 'Too Weak' notice.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$8.00 won 6 votes
A Block of Cheddar
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I was in the supermarket the other day when this guy threw a block of Cheddar at me.

Outraged, I shouted: “Well that’s not very mature, is it?!”

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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