George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.
Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”
DiCaprio says, “I’ll act.”
McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...
Forgive me, for I have synonymed.
What works faster than a calculator?
A calcu-sooner!
What are a giant's pronouns?
Fe/Fi/Fo/Fum.