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Favorite this joke Two drunk guys were fighting.
One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.
That was the punchline.
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My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly bear on each bicep...
She is infringing on my right to bear arms!
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If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be...
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A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”
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