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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 499
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 2167.00
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The Doctor
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I went to the doctor the other day and complained about my sore feet.

He said: “Gout!”

I said: “But I’ve only just walked in!”

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A Drink Around Here
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Where do bicycles go for a drink around here?

Handle bars.

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A Psychic In A Bad Mood
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Went to see a psychic who was in a bad mood...

...then I saw a clairvoyant who was really grumpy.

I'm just trying to find a happy medium

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Wife's Ultimatum
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My wife gave me an ultimatum.

It was her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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