Two drunk guys were fighting.
One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.
That was the punchline.
My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly bear on each bicep...
She is infringing on my right to bear arms!
If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be...
There's no need to remind her every half hour.
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”