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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 836
# of followers : 2
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3074.00
$15.00 won 1 votes

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.

Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”

DiCaprio says, “I’ll act.”

McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

1 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...

Forgive me, for I have synonymed.

3 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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What works faster than a calculator?

A calcu-sooner!

2 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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What are a giant's pronouns?

Fe/Fi/Fo/Fum.

3 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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