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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 779
# of followers : 2
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 2975.00
$10.00 won 2 votes
 

If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you leave the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European.

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My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark.

It's becoming a night mare.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order.

I then picked the movie and pizza because I'm the one with the money.

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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, “Sorry, no time.”

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