Favorite this joke I got my COVID test today, it says 50.
What does that mean?
Also, my IQ test came back positive.
I put my phone under my pillow last night.
When I woke up it was gone and there was a $1 coin in it's place.
It was the Bluetooth Fairy.
1st Place
won
$50.00
My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”
I replied, “No.”
She yelled back, "What about now?"
1st Place
won
$50.00
My girlfriend just broke up with me for being too un-American...
But honestly, I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
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