animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
$6.00 won 2 votes

Why are cats so bad at video games?

Because they can only press paws.

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posted by "JerryU" |
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A pet store owner held an emergency staff meeting.

Pet Store owner to all staff members: "Last month I installed an anonymous suggestion box and asked your thoughts on how to increase sales. I did say the suggestions are anonymous but I'd REALLY like to know who suggested we put recipes on the cages."

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Marty" |
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Some lions escaped a zoo but were caught and returned. They were rejected from their group.

They could maybe ask to be let back into the group again, but their pride wouldn't let them.

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posted by "CorvetteRon" |
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Tim: I went riding this morning.

Tom: Horseback?

Tim: Oh, sure. He got back two hours before I did.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |