animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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What goes dot-dot-croak,dot-dot-croak?

Morse Toad.

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posted by "maddog" |
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A few animals are in a restaurant. The waiter comes over at the end of the night with the check.

The skunk says, "Don't look at me, I haven't got a scent."

The duck says, "Just put it on my bill!"

The cow says, "You'll have to ask one of the udders."

The elephant blurts out, "It's on me, I have enough money in the trunk!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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What button does a dog push on the DVD player?

The PAWS button!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "catlover" |
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Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They thought they deserved a better celery!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "catlover" |