animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
6 votes

So a burglar broke into my house...

I put the red dot on his chest and my cat did the rest!

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
5 votes

A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though...

Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass!

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
2 votes

There is an old story about the data center of the future.

This data center runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog.

The man's job is to feed the dog.

The dog's job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer.

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
3 votes

I was sitting in my backyard, wondering how the birds could make so much noise...

Then it dawned on me, their talk is "cheep!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "DJN714" |