animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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My favorite animal is my dog, because every time I ask him, "How do I look?"...

He always answers me by saying, "Wow! Wow!"

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posted by "Eliana Marin" |
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After many years of service, a rich lady decides to fire her maid and hire someone younger. When she hears the news, the maid takes a steak out of the fridge and throws it to the family dog.

"Why did you do that?" asks the lady of the house.

"I never forget a friend," replies the maid. "That was for his help cleaning the dishes all these years!"

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posted by "Leibel" |
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Husband: "Did you ever wonder why cats are so finicky?"

Wife: "You'd be finicky too if you had to bath yourself with your tongue."

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posted by "Douglas" |
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What did the farmer say when his dog jumped off a cliff?

Dog gone!

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posted by "Petey" |