animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.

I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Mother Lion: Junior, what are you doing?

Lion Cub: I’m chasing a hunter around a tree.

Mother Lion: How many times must I tell you not to play with your food?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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What happened when they crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker?

The bird not only delivered the mail, but also knocked on the door.

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posted by "greens52" |
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Son: Dad, why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach?

Dad: Because they won’t keep their trunks up!

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posted by "Marg K" |