animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
3 votes

What did one skunk say to the other skunk under the church building?

"Let us spray..."

3 votes

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posted by "pabob45" |
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A man is applying for a job in a circus. The interviewer asks: "So what can you do?"

"I can do a really good bird impression" replied the man

"Oh we already have people who do that here, we won't be needing you for that"

"Oh well," the man said sadly and flew away.

8 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$6.00 won 4 votes
 

I don't know why most people think a dog's life is so easy.

Every time I come home from work, I ask my dog how his day went.

He always says, "Rough!"

4 votes

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posted by "detour00" |
$15.00 won 7 votes
 

I went into my local bookstore and asked for a book on turtles.

"Hardback?" the assistant asked.

"Yes," I replied, “with little heads too.”

7 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |