animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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In the Moreno Valley (Calif.) Recycler:

"Homing pigeons free to good home. Must live far, far away."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "sravanthi" |
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When a rattlesnake got loose in the second-floor hall of the science building at my university, it created quite a furor. Fortunately, one of the professors was an expert on snakes.

An agitated student ran to fetch him, urging him to come quickly, as a dangerous snake was loose and terrorizing everyone in the building.

The professor leisurely strolled out into the hall, examined the snake from head to tail, and calmly returned to his office. “It’s not one of mine,” he said, and closed the door.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "stee" |
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A client recently brought her two cats to my husband’s veterinary clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small-framed, round tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a long, sleek black cat.

She watched closely as I put each on the scale. “They weigh about the same,” I told her.

“That proves it!” she exclaimed. “Black does make you look slimmer and stripes make you look fat.”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Mary" |
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A brown and white Showshoe cat was walking down the street with a doberman walking along side.

I remarked that this was an odd sight to see.

My son said, "Not so much, if you had the money grumpy cat has, you'd have a bodyguard too."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Marty" |