Why were the horses so happy?
Because they lived in a stable environment.
What do you call words that upset rabbits?
They're called 'Hare Triggers.'
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.
"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"
"Sure I could have, but you know we're supposed to stay on the horse."
What do you get when you eat a rabbit?
You get a hare in your mouth.