animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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"Yes, once i came face to face with a lion, and to make matters worse, I was alone and weapon less."

"Goodness! What did you do?"

"What could I do? First I tried looking straight into his eyes, but he kept crawling up on me. Then I thought of plunging my arm down his throat, grabbing him by the tail and turning him inside out, but I decided it would be too dangerous. Yet he continued creeping up on me. I had to think fast...."

"How did you get away?"

"I just left him and passed on to the next cage."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Tourist: "The flies are awfully thick around here. Don’t you ever shoo them?"

Native: "Nope, we just let them go barefoot."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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First Mouse: I finally got that scientist trained.

Second Mouse: How so?

First Mouse: Every time I go through the maze and ring the bell, he gives me something to eat.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Lou: Did you hear about the turtle on the New Jersey Turnpike?

Bud: What was the turtle doing on the turnpike?

Lou: About one mile an hour.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |