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Favorite this joke A family of skunks went for their morning walk. They came to a fork in the road.
The daddy skunk said, "My instinct tells me to take the left fork."
The momma skunk said, "My instinct tells me to take the right fork."
The baby skunk pondered a moment and said, "My end stinks too but I still don't know which road to take!"
A fellow had a buzzard for a pet and decided to take him to Hawaii on vacation. He realized it was a long flight and that he couldn't afford the exorbitant fees charged by air lines for extra luggage.
He wasn't prepared for Delta to deny boarding to his pet buzzard, Buford, though. Seems Buford had too much carrion baggage.
Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Stranger: "To get to the other side."
Me: "No. To get the Chicken Newspaper. You get it?"
Stranger: "No."
Me: "I don't get it either... I get The Miami Herald."
John: What did the bug say to the windshield when he crashed into it?
Fred: I don't know. what?
John: That's me all over you! And do you know what the windshield said to the bug?
Fred: I don't know.
John: Bet you don't have the guts to do that again! Okay, do you know what was the last thing that went through the bugs mind when he hit the windshield?
Fred: No, but I bet it's good.
John: His rear end.
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