technology jokes

Category: "Technology Jokes"
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How many phone savvy techs does it take to teach you how to use your new iPhone?

None.

It only takes a teenager.

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posted by "Daphnedoo" |
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Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night.

Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works!

I already have three people following me... two police officers and a psychiatrist!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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What is the Internet's favorite animal?

The lynx.

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posted by "antonina" |
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I’m at the library, and for some reason, when I plug my flash drive into the computer, it doesn’t show up. I keep trying, but nothing happens.

As an IT major, I know I can figure this out. So I spend 15 minutes changing settings and inserting and removing the flash drive.

Then a girl sitting next to me taps my shoulder and says, “You’re plugging into my computer, not yours.”

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "sravanthi" |