technology jokes

Category: "Technology Jokes"
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Remember when everyone had diaries and got mad when someone read them?

Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when they don't!

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posted by "alexander" |
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Conversation between a guy and a salesperson during the new Tesla roadster drive test...

"Excuse me, sir, I see on the specs that the new Tesla roadster comes standard with a defibrillator?"

"Are you ready to hear the price?"

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posted by "Constantine" |
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I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people...

But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi!

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posted by "raza" |
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After resisting the advance of technology for many years I finally gave in and bought a cell phone. A few days later I called my wife and told her someone kept texting me but when I checked I didn't have a text message.

My wife asked who it said was sending a text. I told her I wasn't sure about the name but I thought it was a lady named Betty Low.

After a short pause my wife responded with, "I think you mean 'Battery Low'."

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posted by "Douglas" |