My grandmother discovered the latest technology for laundry before it became the LATEST TECHNOLOGY FOR LAUNDRY...
She used a combination of SOLAR and WIND POWER as she hung the laundry out to dry.
What kind of phone does an optometrist have?
An “Eye Phone”!
Teacher: "Where is your home work?"
Student: "Please visit my home page or follow me in instagram."
Remember when everyone had diaries and got mad when someone read them?
Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when they don't!