technology jokes

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I have a new application for my smart phone where a cartoon face appears as it verbalizes answers to questions I ask of it.

I love asking it things, but I sure wish it wouldn't sigh, roll it's eyes, and say "OMG" before it answers!

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posted by "Marty" |
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NEW!!! In Safeway Stores Everywhere... Google brand cell phones in a can!

You can find them in aisle '6' next to the latest I-Phone '7'.

'Generic' SD Memory Cards can be found in the 'pharmacy'.

Phone 'chargers' can be found, where else, but in 'Automotive' Department.

To Activate: Read directions carefully on cell phone can. When Google wrote the activation directions, he must have temporarily lost his own 'memory card'. So directions may be quite erratic and hard to follow. Good luck!

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posted by "LRoss" |
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I don't trust those internet and TV ads about apps. They say they are free, but how do I know I'm not getting charged hidden fees after I download them?

Do they really do what they say they're going to do? And all those gigabytes they use up! I just feel very uneasy when it comes to this kind of cell phone technology.

I guess that makes me… app-rehensive?

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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A little girl waited patiently as child after child sat on Santa's knee when finally her turn came.

"And what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asked.

Shocked, she stood up and looked him in the eye and said, "Didn't you get my text?"

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |