What is the Internet's favorite animal?
I’m at the library, and for some reason, when I plug my flash drive into the computer, it doesn’t show up. I keep trying, but nothing happens.
As an IT major, I know I can figure this out. So I spend 15 minutes changing settings and inserting and removing the flash drive.
Then a girl sitting next to me taps my shoulder and says, “You’re plugging into my computer, not yours.”
Question: Before showering, should one take off their shirt first or their pants (or lower-half garments) first?
Answer: One should close the door first!
I have a new application for my smart phone where a cartoon face appears as it verbalizes answers to questions I ask of it.
I love asking it things, but I sure wish it wouldn't sigh, roll it's eyes, and say "OMG" before it answers!