technology jokes

Category: "Technology Jokes"
$6.00 won 4 votes

A co-worker asked if I knew what to do about a computer problem that was preventing her from getting e-mails. After calling the help desk, I told my colleague that e-mail was being delayed to check for a computer virus.

"It’s a variant of the I Love You virus, only worse," I said.

"What could be worse?" my single co-worker asked wryly. "The Let’s Just Be Friends virus?"

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Mary" |
0 votes

Sometimes computers lag so much, it hertz!

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posted by "Gabriel" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

It was my friend’s first camping trip with her husband, and they were lost. He tried all the usual tactics to determine direction—moss on the trees (there was none), direction of the sun (it was overcast), and so on. Just as she began to panic, he spotted a cabin in the distance.

"This way," he said as he led her back to their camp.

"How did you do that?" my friend asked.

"Simple. In this part of the country, the satellite dishes point south."

5 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

A wife started doing her make up as soon as she woke up.

Her husband asked the reason.

She replied, "I have locked my phone with facial recognition. And it's not recognizing me without makeup."

4 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |