technology jokes

Category: "Technology Jokes"
2 votes

Gigahertz: When the rock bands lead singer swan dives from the stage but no one catches him.
Megabyte: When your mouth overrides your ability to keep your job slinging hamburgers.

Hard Drive: That trip you make to the in-laws every Sunday for dinner!
Microwave: When you lift one finger off the steering wheel to wave.

Keyboard: The main structural backbone in ship building.
Algorithms: Highly trained dancing alligators.

Semi-Conductor: Person in training to lead an orchestra.
Terabyte: When a pitbull latches on to the seat of your pants but you emerge unscathed.

C++ code language: When you earned a B but your college professor doesn't like your pink hair.
Blue Tooth: When a lack of brushing goes way beyond the yellow tooth stage.

2 votes

posted by "Marty" |
1 votes

Why should you never drill a hole in a clock?

Because time will run out.

1 votes

posted by "Robert Hill" |
2 votes

They say the truth is out there...

If that is the case...

Does anyone know the URL?

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
4 votes

My grandmother discovered the latest technology for laundry before it became the LATEST TECHNOLOGY FOR LAUNDRY...

She used a combination of SOLAR and WIND POWER as she hung the laundry out to dry.

4 votes

posted by "Benjones" |