technology jokes

Gigahertz: When the rock bands lead singer swan dives from the stage but no one catches him.
Megabyte: When your mouth overrides your ability to keep your job slinging hamburgers.

Hard Drive: That trip you make to the in-laws every Sunday for dinner!
Microwave: When you lift one finger off the steering wheel to wave.

Keyboard: The main structural backbone in ship building.
Algorithms: Highly trained dancing alligators.

Semi-Conductor: Person in training to lead an orchestra.
Terabyte: When a pitbull latches on to the seat of your pants but you emerge unscathed.

C++ code language: When you earned a B but your college professor doesn't like your pink hair.
Blue Tooth: When a lack of brushing goes way beyond the yellow tooth stage.

Why should you never drill a hole in a clock?

Because time will run out.

They say the truth is out there...

If that is the case...

Does anyone know the URL?

My grandmother discovered the latest technology for laundry before it became the LATEST TECHNOLOGY FOR LAUNDRY...

She used a combination of SOLAR and WIND POWER as she hung the laundry out to dry.