knock knock jokes

Category: "Knock Knock Jokes"
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Knock, Knock! {It's very hard & loud}

Who is it?

Op!

Who the heck is Op? Sorry, but I don't know of anyone by that name now go away!

Hey! It's Opportunity, and I only knock but once you fool!

6 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
2 votes

Knock-knock..

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Car go beep beep!

2 votes

posted by "alexander" |
3 votes

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Opportunity!

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

3 votes

posted by "Vishal" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Abraham Lincoln.

Abraham Lincoln who?

Wait! You don’t know who Abraham Lincoln is?

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |