knock knock jokes

Category: "Knock Knock Jokes"
3 votes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

Don't you mean, "to whom"?

3 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Dish.

Dish Who?

Dish little piggy went to market.
Dish little piggy stayed home.
Dish little piggy had roast beef.
Dish little piggy had none.
Dish little piggy cried, "Wee, Wee, Wee!"... All the way home.

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posted by "Laughing girl" |
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Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Atch!

Atch who?

Gesundheit!

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posted by "Edward58" |
2 votes

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Eskimo Christians.

Eskimo Christians who?

Eskimo Christians, I'll tell you no lies.

2 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |