knock knock jokes

Category: "Knock Knock Jokes"
$15.00 won 7 votes

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I did not know you could YODEL!

7 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
1 votes

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Never mind, this joke is pointless.

1 votes

posted by "Adie Peter" |
1 votes
 

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

1 votes

posted by "chill" |
$7.00 won 6 votes
 

Knock, Knock! {It's very hard & loud}

Who is it?

Op!

Who the heck is Op? Sorry, but I don't know of anyone by that name now go away!

Hey! It's Opportunity, and I only knock but once you fool!

6 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |