Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock Knock! Who is there?
Two interrupting bovines!
Two interrup--MOO!!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.