I was recently sharing with my father how bad my college football team had lost to a major rival 58-0 and that it couldn't get any worse.
Dad, in his infinite wisdom indicated, "The score could have been 65-0."
Our local tanning salon had an Olympic tanning contest...
First place got BRONZE!
And the unexpected winner of the race was...
The Barber... however he did do a short cut.
How do trees go online?
They log-on of course.