What did the right eye say to the left one?
Something smells between us!
What do all the people that spell U in place of YOU do with all that spare time?
Q: Why did Knock Knock jokes even begin?
A: Because of the Nobel Prize.
My next door neighbor is originally from Canada. This past February we had what we call here in Oklahoma a blizzard.
I was discussing the 'blizzard' with my neighbor and ask how this compared to Canada.
His reply, "We call this July."