musician jokes

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An older man at the evening function bowed his head and wept quietly but copiously while while a young woman rendered the plaintive ballad, "My Old Kentucky Home."

The hostess tiptoed up to him and inquired tenderly, "Pardon me, are you a Kentuckian?"

"Nay, madam," the tearful one replied, "I'm a musician."

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posted by "maryjones" |
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There was once a bass guitar player that was getting a divorce from his wife. The court ordered that his wife was guaranteed to HALF of what he owned.

So she got his E string and his D string.

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posted by "Billy Ray Baldwin" |
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Did you hear about the four walruses who decided to form a rock band?

They have just completed their album and their first single is called, 'I Am The Beatle'.

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posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |
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My uncle was crushed by a piano....

His funeral was very low key

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |