musician jokes

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6 votes

My uncle was crushed by a piano....

His funeral was very low key

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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I used to be in a band called The Hinges...

We opened for The Doors!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
4 votes

Why did the members of a new rock band wear costumes, masks, and capes?

Why else, because they were a super-group!

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posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |
5 votes

The owner of a musical instrument store summoned one of his staff who was overheard arguing with a customer. He asked her what they were arguing about. "She wanted a guitar, and I told her we didn't have one."

The boss said, "So she wanted a guitar, the customer is always right. Why did you give her a hard time?"

"Well, for starters, she was left-handed, so she wasn't right."

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posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |