musician jokes

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Question: What can you get if you have 50 cent?

Answer: Hip-Hop and Rap.

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posted by "Emmydom" |
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What did the conductor say when asked to play "The Messiah"?

"I don't think my orchestra can Handel it."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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What musical note do you hear when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor!

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posted by "Quantum321" |
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On a first date, the young man thought he'd impress the young lady, a piano and voice teacher, by taking her to a karaoke bar.

After going up and singing a song, and now feeling confident as ever, he thought he'd ask a music question to impress her even more. He asked her, "What key did I sing that in?"

She replied, "Most of them."

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posted by "ERS" |