musician jokes

"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.

"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."

"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"

Taylor Swift's "Eras" tour pulled in $1 billion in ticket sales and by the time she's done touring the globe, she's expected to have sold over $2 billion tickets.

From here on, the phrase, "Poor Taylor Swift" has been banned.

I always keep my guitar in the car now.

It's good for traffic jams.

How do you get into the School of Rock?

How else, you rock enroll.