There was once a bass guitar player that was getting a divorce from his wife. The court ordered that his wife was guaranteed to HALF of what he owned.
So she got his E string and his D string.
Did you hear about the four walruses who decided to form a rock band?
They have just completed their album and their first single is called, 'I Am The Beatle'.
My uncle was crushed by a piano....
His funeral was very low key
I used to be in a band called The Hinges...
We opened for The Doors!