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Rock On
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I always keep my guitar in the car now.

It's good for traffic jams.

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Rocking Education
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How do you get into the School of Rock?

How else, you rock enroll.

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Head Out On the Highway
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I think the scariest part of the song “Born to be Wild”...

Is when they find a head out on the highway.

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Her Royal Majesty
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Jordan: "By the way, did you know that I once sang for the Queen of Sheba?"

Bob: "No kidding, really?"

Jordan: "Well... That's what she told me, anyway. She said, 'If you're a singer, then I'm the Queen of Sheba.'"

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |