Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a trombonist?
A: A tattoo.
A guy asks a music store owner what the difference is between a violin and a fiddle.
"Well," the store owner replied, "when I buy it it's a fiddle. When I sell it, it's a violin."
Q: What do you get if you play New Age music backwards?
A: More New Age music!
What did Justin Timberlake say after he was sunburned?
"Can't Stop the Peelin'!"