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There was once a bass guitar player that was getting a divorce from his wife. The court ordered that his wife was guaranteed to HALF of what he owned.

So she got his E string and his D string.

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posted by "Billy Ray Baldwin" |
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Did you hear about the four walruses who decided to form a rock band?

They have just completed their album and their first single is called, 'I Am The Beatle'.

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posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

My uncle was crushed by a piano....

His funeral was very low key

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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I used to be in a band called The Hinges...

We opened for The Doors!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |