musician jokes

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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?

A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a trombonist?

A: A tattoo.

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posted by "Harmonica Harry" |
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A guy asks a music store owner what the difference is between a violin and a fiddle.

"Well," the store owner replied, "when I buy it it's a fiddle. When I sell it, it's a violin."

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posted by "Harmonica Harry" |
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Q: What do you get if you play New Age music backwards?

A: More New Age music!

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posted by "Harmonica Harry" |