Little Johnny: "Mommy! Mommy! I keep running around in circles!"
Mommy: "Be quiet or I'll super glue your other shoe to the floor too!"
Teacher: "One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?"
Little Johnny: "Future impossible tense!"
Teacher: "Name the nation that people dislike the most?"
Little Johnny: "That's easy, it's the 'Exami-nation'!"
Teacher: "Can anyone tell me where the toothbrush was invented?"
Little Johnny: "In Kentucky. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush."