Teacher: "One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?"
Little Johnny: "Future impossible tense!"
Teacher: "Name the nation that people dislike the most?"
Little Johnny: "That's easy, it's the 'Exami-nation'!"
Teacher: "Can anyone tell me where the toothbrush was invented?"
Little Johnny: "In Kentucky. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush."
Teacher: "Who could give me three examples of possessive pronouns?"
Little Johnny: "Um... iPad, yourPad and theirPod?"