little johnny jokes

At school, Little Johnny’s teacher is explaining the meaning of the word instinct to the class.

Little Johnny isn’t paying attention, so the teacher asks him what does instinct mean.

Little Johnny says, “It’s when the person in front of you farts.”

Grandma: "Remember, Johnny, we should never put off til tomorrow what we can do today."

Little Johnny: "Okay, Grandma, that makes good sense, we'd better eat the rest of the cake then."

Little Johnny: "Dad, can I have a dollar, please?"

Dad: "Son, don't you think you're getting a bit old to ask for a dollar?"

Johnny: "Hmm, maybe you're right. Can I have five dollars?"