little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
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Little Johnny: "Mommy! Mommy! I keep running around in circles!"

Mommy: "Be quiet or I'll super glue your other shoe to the floor too!"

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Teacher: "One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?"

Little Johnny: "Future impossible tense!"

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "RS" |
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Teacher: "Name the nation that people dislike the most?"

Little Johnny: "That's easy, it's the 'Exami-nation'!"

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "RS" |
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Teacher: "Can anyone tell me where the toothbrush was invented?"

Little Johnny: "In Kentucky. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |