little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
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Teacher: "Where did Abraham Lincoln live?"

Little Johnny: "At the Gettysburg Address."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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As little Johnny's mother was tucking him in after reading a bedtime story, she made the remark that God made eyes to see, ears to hear, noses to smell, and feet to run.

"I think God got mixed up," said little Johnny.

"Why do you think that?" inquired his mother.

"Because it's the other way around, my nose runs and my feet smell."

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Teacher: "Who can tell me what the 25th letter of the alphabet?"

Kid: "Y."

Little Johnny: "I don’t know, maybe she’s not letting us know for some reason?"

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Teacher: "Here is an example of a tongue twister — Sally sells sixty six shells by the sandy seashore... Now try saying that five times in a row fast!"

Little Johnny: "That five times in a row fast!"

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |