little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
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Teacher: "Who can tell me what the 25th letter of the alphabet?"

Kid: "Y."

Little Johnny: "I don’t know, maybe she’s not letting us know for some reason?"

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Teacher: "Here is an example of a tongue twister — Sally sells sixty six shells by the sandy seashore... Now try saying that five times in a row fast!"

Little Johnny: "That five times in a row fast!"

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Why did little Johnny put his teddy in the freezer?

He wanted a Polar Bear.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |
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Little Johnny was celebrating his birthday soon. His father asked him what he would like for his birthday. Without hesitation Johnny said, "A spider." His father was somewhat incredulous, so he asked him again. "I really want a spider," responded Johnny.

Well, his father went to the pet store and asked the salesperson, "Do you sell spiders?"

"We sure do," was the response.

"How much do they cost?"

"$50.00," said the clerk.

Somewhat taken aback, Johnny's father said, "That's too expensive. I'm sure I can find something cheaper on the web."

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |