little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
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Little Johnny's family had guests for dinner.

The dessert was apple pie. Mom cut the pieces and Little Johnny carried them to the table.

He gave the first piece to Dad, who passed it to a guest.

Little Johnny came in with the second piece and gave it to Dad, who again gave it to a guest.

This was too much for Little Johnny, who said, "It's no use, Dad. The pieces are all the same size."

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon.

Teacher: Wow! What a choice...Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?

Johnny: No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Mother (to sleeping Little Johnny): "Little Johnny, wake up! It’s twenty to eight."

Little Johnny (half asleep): "In whose favor?"

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Teacher: Well, Little Johnny, I see some improvement in your work. There are only three words that have been misspelled.

Little Johnny: Thank you.

Teacher: Now let’s look at the second sentence!

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |