little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
$50.00 won 17 votes

The teacher asked Little Johnny if he knew his numbers.

“Yes,” he said. “My dad taught me.”

“Good. So what comes after eight?”

“Nine,” answered Little Johnny.

“And what comes after nine?”

“Ten.”

“And what comes after ten?”

“The Jack.”

17 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 12 votes

The teacher noticed that Little Johnny had arrived at school wearing only one glove.

“Why have you only got one glove?” she asked.

“Well, Miss,” explained Little Johnny, “I was watching the weather forecast on TV last night, and it said it was going to be quite sunny but on the other hand it could get quite cold.”

12 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 12 votes

Little Johnny and his younger sister Everleigh were on their very first train ride. They had brought along bananas for lunch. Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long, dark tunnel.

"Have you eaten your banana yet?" Johnny asked excitedly.

"No," replied Everleigh.

"Well don't touch it then!" Johnny shouted. "I just took a bite and went blind!"

12 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Everleigh" |
$12.00 won 11 votes

Little Johnny went with his mother for the first time to deliver lunches to the elderly.

Little Johnny kept starring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.

He said, very softly, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

11 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |