little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
$9.00 won 4 votes

Little Johnny's school cook prided herself on the healthy meals she provided with lots of vegetables and fruits.

One day when the power failed, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches.

Upon filling up his plate, Little Johnny's comment was, "Finally, a home-cooked meal!"

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "barber7796" |
2 votes

Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year?

Little Johnny: Twelve.

Teacher: Twelve? Are you sure?

Little Johnny: Yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2....

2 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

Little Johnny came home from school with a sofa slung across his back I'm and armchairs under his arms.

His father said, ”Little Johnny, I told you not to accept suites from strangers.”

6 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

Little Johnny goes to the local Farm & Ranch store to buy bird feed.

The salesperson ask how many birds does he have?

Little Johnny replies, "None, I want to grow some."

9 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |