little johnny jokes

Teacher: What are you grateful for?

Megan: I’m grateful for the big man upstairs.

Little Johnny: Not me, the big man upstairs drives me nuts! He practices river dancing every night for an hour.

Teacher: Little Johnny, did you finish your reading assignment?

Little Johnny: No, but I don't like to read.

Teacher: Have you ever heard of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln or Bubba B. Snodgrass?

Little Johnny: Who is Bubba B. Snodgrass?

Teacher: He's a guy that didn't like to read.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Little Johnny: I'm going to become a famous writer. I plan on writing under a pseudonym instead of my real name.

Teacher: Have you decided what name you'll use in your literary efforts.

Little Johnny: Yes, it's going to be big Johnny.

Teacher: What did you do over the long weekend?

Little Johnny: We went to Samson hill for a picnic but dad forgot to load the picnic basket. My mom looked at dad put her wrist on her hip and began to tap her toe. In seconds my dad was a hundred yards away at the bottom of the hill.

Teacher: So your dad ran away?

Little Johnny: Not exactly, imagine if you will an armadillo rolling up in a ball on a 30% incline.