Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Johnny: I'm going to become a famous writer. I plan on writing under a pseudonym instead of my real name.
Teacher: Have you decided what name you'll use in your literary efforts.
Little Johnny: Yes, it's going to be big Johnny.
Teacher: What did you do over the long weekend?
Little Johnny: We went to Samson hill for a picnic but dad forgot to load the picnic basket. My mom looked at dad put her wrist on her hip and began to tap her toe. In seconds my dad was a hundred yards away at the bottom of the hill.
Teacher: So your dad ran away?
Little Johnny: Not exactly, imagine if you will an armadillo rolling up in a ball on a 30% incline.
Teacher: According to native lore a man rose from the earth and stood before a great plumb tree. Every time he tried to eat of the fruit a large wolf snarled said “Eat not the fruit or I shall bite you.” Does anyone know the meaning of this classic dilemma?
Little Johnny: Sometimes it’s ok to settle, prunes aren’t all that bad.
Little Johnny’s teacher asked the students what they want to be in the future. Laurie says she wants to be a doctor.
Karen says she wanted to be a police officer and Susie says she wanted to be a rich and famous actress and model.
When the teacher asked Johnny what he wanted to do, he said, “I want to marry Susie.”