little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
$9.00 won 8 votes

The teacher heard Little Johnny use some serious language and was shocked. “Little Johnny, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did you learn that?”

“I got it from my dad, Miss,” replies Johnny.

“Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don’t know what all that even means?”

“Oh but I do,” says Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$25.00 won 10 votes

During the spelling period the teacher asked the class: "Will anyone volunteer to spell matrimony?"

Little Johnny, being sort of a precocious young boy, stood up and promptly spelled matrimony.

"Now define it," said the teacher.

Little Johnny replied, "Well, I don't exactly know what it means, but my Aunt Mary says she's had enough of it."

10 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

An English teacher asks Little Johnny: “Make an opposite of this sentence... ‘Kids in the dark usually make errors.’”

Little Johnny: “Errors in the dark usually make kids."

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

One Saturday Little Johnny went fishing at a pond that was close to his house. After a couple hours of fishing the owner of the pond approached and indicated to Little Johnny that there was a "No Fishing" sign.

Little Johnny replied, "Well the fellow that printed that sign knew what he was talking about."

9 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |