little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
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Teacher: Railroad crossing at the track. How many R's in that?

Little Johnny: There are no R's in 'that'.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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After his mother yelled at little Johnny, he retaliated, "Don't shout at me! I am not dad!"

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posted by "Shenghen" |
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Teacher: Johnny what time is bedtime at your house?

Johnny: 8:30 PM, ma’am.

A few moments later

Johnny’s Best Friend: So what time did you go to sleep last night?

Johnny: 1:00 AM, after watching two movies and getting a snack.

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Little Johnny: "Mommy! Mommy! I keep running around in circles!"

Mommy: "Be quiet or I'll super glue your other shoe to the floor too!"

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posted by "Douglas" |