little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
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Teacher: Johnny what time is bedtime at your house?

Johnny: 8:30 PM, ma’am.

A few moments later

Johnny’s Best Friend: So what time did you go to sleep last night?

Johnny: 1:00 AM, after watching two movies and getting a snack.

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Little Johnny: "Mommy! Mommy! I keep running around in circles!"

Mommy: "Be quiet or I'll super glue your other shoe to the floor too!"

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Teacher: "One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?"

Little Johnny: "Future impossible tense!"

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posted by "RS" |
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Teacher: "Name the nation that people dislike the most?"

Little Johnny: "That's easy, it's the 'Exami-nation'!"

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "RS" |