“Excuse me,” said the game warden as he approach Little Johnny, “you need a permit to be fishing on this lake.”
Little Johnny looked at his bucket full of fish and said, “I'm doing just fine with worms.”
Teacher: Little Johnny, how do you spell “rain”?
Little Johnny: R-A-N-E.
Teacher: That’s the worst spell of rain we’ve had around here in a long time.
Sunday School Teacher: "Now Little Johnny, I want you to memorize today's motto, 'It is more blessed to give than to receive."
Little Johnny: "Yes mam, but I know it already. My father says he has always used that as his motto in his business."
Teacher: "Oh, how noble of him! And what is his business?"
Little Johnny: "He's a boxer."
Little Johnny's teacher was was discussing the weather in chemistry class? She asked, "When rain falls does it ever rise again?"
After asking various students she called on Little Johnny.
"Yes, it does... in dew time."