little johnny jokes

Teacher: Which hand do you eat spaghetti with Little Johnny?

Little Johnny: I don't use my hands, I use a fork.

Teacher: What's the capital of France?

Little Johnny: That would be the 'F'!

Little Johnny was in his first grammar class when the teacher asked him if he could give a simple sentence.

Little Johnny grinned real big and said, " I eat six eggs for breakfast."

His teacher replied, "You mean ate?"

Little Johnny thought for a bit. then said, "Maybe it was eight eggs I eat."

Teacher: "Little Johnny, spell 'blind pig'."

Little Johnny: "B-L-N-D, space, P-G."

Teacher: "You forgot the two I's."

Little Johnny: "No, I didn't. A blind pig has no I's."