little johnny jokes

"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy, while holding out her hand.

"My dog ate it," was his solemn response.

"Johnny, I have been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?"

"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I had to force him, but he ate it!"

Teacher: Which hand do you eat spaghetti with Little Johnny?

Little Johnny: I don't use my hands, I use a fork.

Teacher: What's the capital of France?

Little Johnny: That would be the 'F'!

Little Johnny was in his first grammar class when the teacher asked him if he could give a simple sentence.

Little Johnny grinned real big and said, " I eat six eggs for breakfast."

His teacher replied, "You mean ate?"

Little Johnny thought for a bit. then said, "Maybe it was eight eggs I eat."