Teacher: What has the 2016 election taught us?
Little Johnny: You don't need to hold press conferences if you have a Twitter account!
Teacher: If there are seven flies and I hit one with a ruler, how many are left?
Little Johnny: Just the squashed one.
As the first grade teach bent over to pick up an eraser, little Joey started to giggle. "Teacher, I just saw your stockings."
The teacher replied, "You will stay in for recess with that remark."
Later, she bent over to pick up a piece of chalk as little Mikey began to giggle, "Teacher, I just saw your knees."
The teacher demanded he go to the office immediately for that remark. Still later she bent way down to pick up a piece of paper and little Billy began to clean out his desk and head for the door. Teacher asked Billy where he was going.
He replied, "Teacher, I see my school days are over."
School kids were having a debate about the U.S. Presidential election.
Emma said, “We need a candidate who is willing to tax the ultra rich and give to the poor”.
Little Johnny stood up and said, “I didn’t know Robin Hood was running!”