dumb criminals jokes

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Two hitmen are walking together deep into a scary woodland.

The first hitman says, “I don’t mind admitting I feel a little afraid!”

The second hitman replies,” How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!”

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posted by "Noel Mills" |
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While prosecuting a robbery case, I conducted an interview with the arresting officer. My first question was, “Did you see the defendant at the scene?”

“Yes, from a block away,” the officer answered.

“Was the area well lit?”

“No. It was pretty dark.”

“Then how could you identify the defendant?” I asked, concerned.

Looking at me as if I were nuts, he answered, “I’d recognize my cousin anywhere.”

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.

The first one shouted, ''Nobody move!''

When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Just helped my neighbor throw a rolled up carpet in the dumpster...

Her boyfriend would have helped but he is out of town.

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |