dumb criminals jokes

Category: "Dumb Criminals"
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Did you hear that they moved all the prisoners from Alcatraz island over to the Greek island of Crete?

They also changed the name to Con-Crete!

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Lare Avery" |
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A bank robber pulls out a gun, points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!"

The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'"

The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "ERS" |
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A thief was arrested for breaking into a Toys "R" Us store and stealing a board game...

He got Life.

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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The more you weigh, the harder it is to kidnap you.

Stay safe. Eat more cake.

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "D-Gellybean" |