salespeople jokes

Category: "Salespeople Jokes"
$15.00 won 8 votes

A couple that just moved into their new home in the suburbs were told they ought to get a watchdog to guard their premises at night. So they bought the largest dog that was for sale in the kennels of a nearby dealer.

Shortly afterwards the house was entered by burglars, who made away with a good haul while the dog slept. The householder went to the kennel dealer and told him about it.

"Well, what you need now," said the dealer, "is a little dog to wake up the big dog."

8 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

The real estate agent is following up with an elderly gentlemen after showing him a new home. Over the phone the agent indicated, "This house will be worth double what you paid for it in a few years."

The older gentleman laughs, "At my age, it's a risk buying green bananas."

10 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles. One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied Judi, "as long as I can sell the car."

"Okay," said Judi's friend. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic. Two weeks later the friend asked Judi, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied Judi, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Merkv814" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

Ford: It’s affordable so why not.

Dodge: Last forever because it’s always dodging the wrecks.

Ram: Built tough to withstand ramming stuff.

Chevy: Was really gonna be called “Heavy”, but was later decided on Chevy because it sounded better for a car company.

9 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "WarmanAndrew" |