lawyer jokes

Category: "Lawyer Jokes"
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Talk about writing skills...

Lawyers are the only people who can write a 10,000-word document and call it a "brief"!

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What type of apparel is the most popular with lawyers?

Law-suits!

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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She entered the office of a noted divorce lawyer. "I want to know if I have grounds for divorce? "she asked.

"Are you married?" asked the lawyer.

"Yes, I am."

"Then, "he replied, "you have ground."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "WomenPower" |
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When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to submit to questioning by the opposing lawyers.

"Have you ever dealt with an attorney?" asked the plaintiff's lawyer.

"Yes. I had an attorney write my living trust," she responded.

"And how did that turn out?"

"I don't know," she said. "Ask me again after I go."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "aak" |