sport jokes

Category: "Sport Jokes"
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Why don't most women play football?

Because it's hard to get 11 women to wear the same outfit in public!

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Joe Cirillo" |
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Why was Cinderella so bad at sports?

Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Joe Cirillo" |
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What do Baseball players like to eat most often for breakfast?

Pancakes... because they're made from a batter!

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Joe Cirillo" |
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A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise, so he decided to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his administrative assistant asked him how he was doing.

"It's going fine," the manager said. "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says, "To the corner! Backhand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"

"Really? What happens then?" the woman asked enthusiastically.

"Then my body says, 'Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!'"

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |