sport jokes

Category: "Sport Jokes"
$9.00 won 6 votes

I was not ready for retirement and was looking for a new adventure.

So I decided to take up FENCING.

My neighbors have threatened to call the police if I don't put it back.

6 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Egbert" |
5 votes

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.

When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area.

"Look, honey," one man said to his wife. "Here comes your anesthesiologist."

5 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |
8 votes

What do you serve but never eat?

A Volleyball!

8 votes

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posted by "Benjones" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

Lou: Hey Joe. I know the score of any professional sports score before it happens.

Joe: No you don’t. That’s impossible.

Lou: Wanna bet?

Joe: Okay Lou. What’s the score of the Patriots vs the Rams game before it happens?

Lou: That’s easy. The score of the Patriots vs the Rams game is going to be 0-0 BEFORE it happens.

5 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |