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As we left the gym after our first real workout in years, my husband and I both felt energized. "Let's make a commitment to do it three times a week," I said.

"Absolutely," my husband agreed, "three times at a minimum."

"And no whining," I said. "No excuses."

"No, we'll do it," he said enthusiastically, "you can count on it."

"And on my late night, we can just meet here at the gym."

"The gym?" my husband said, confused. "I thought we were talking about sex?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A walker was ambling along a jogging course, when he stopped to fill up his one quart water bottle.

When the bottle was almost filled, a runner came by and snatched the almost full bottle.

The startled walker began to follow the jogger in order to get his bottle back.

Hence the term: "Follow the liter!"

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posted by "Pillowpack" |
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"These are the proper names for the parts of the golf course," a father instructed his ten year old.
You start at the tee, walk down the fairway and put your ball in the hole on the green.

"But dad, what do you call that part where your ball gets lost in the tall grass?" his son asked.

"Oh that's what I call the un-fairway," he replied.

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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What do the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Titanic have in common?

They both looked good until they hit the ice!

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posted by "ryry663" |