Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
During the recent winter Olympus the leading downhill skier. was told he had a temperature.
"How high is it doctor?" he wanted to know.
"A hundred and one..."
"What's the world record?"
I was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill...
People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
Man: ”They’ll be changing the metric system soon!”
Boy: ”Uh, what’s that?”
Man: ”They’ll be changing feet to meters!
Boy: ”You mean, we'll be playing meterball?”