sport jokes

Category: "Sport Jokes"
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One of the youth soccer coaches didn't care much for my refereeing and had no problem letting me know it. Fed up, I politely threatened him with a send-off if he didn't stop.

He calmed down, but an older woman took up where he'd left off. "You'd better control your sideline," I warned the coach.

The coach turned to the woman and barked, "Knock it off, Mom!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Q: What is it that, the harder you run, the harder it is to catch?

A: Your breath.

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posted by "Brewster" |
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What does the 'N' in the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Knowledge.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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What does a basketball player do when he or she loses their eyesight?

Become a referee.

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posted by "shawwty" |