sport jokes

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Halfway through dinner one night, our friend told us of his days playing football in college as a defensive lineman.

“Did you play sports in college,” his wife then asked me.

“Yes,” I answered. “I was on West Point’s shooting team.”

“That’s great,” she said, appropriately impressed. “Offense or defense?”

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I hurt myself at crossFit today...

Now I find myself making crosses while sitting down...

I call it Cross-Sit!

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posted by "Mario" |
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One fisherman to another, "You should've seen what happened yesterday at the lake."

"What happened?"

"I caught a twenty-three pound salmon!"

"Were there any witnesses?"

"Yes, of course! If there wasn't, it would've been thirty-three pounds."

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posted by "Elijah Scot" |
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One of the youth soccer coaches didn't care much for my refereeing and had no problem letting me know it. Fed up, I politely threatened him with a send-off if he didn't stop.

He calmed down, but an older woman took up where he'd left off. "You'd better control your sideline," I warned the coach.

The coach turned to the woman and barked, "Knock it off, Mom!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |