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"Last weekend I ran a half marathon!”

"Really?"

"Well no, not really, but it sounds so much better than saying 'I quit halfway through a full marathon.'”

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posted by "Gilly" |
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At the weekly senior lunch, it came time for diners to share positive family stories. Grandpa was hard pressed and had to reach for a good one.

As he cleared his throat he said, "My grandson, in his first three little league games of the season, he has three no-hit games!"

"Wow!" Came of voice from the back. "Sounds like he's gonna be a great pitcher!"

After a pause, Grandpa stuttered, "Well, I meant as a batter..."

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What did one disgruntled cardboard fake fan say to another?

"I wasn't cut out for this!"

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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Two guys were walking past an outdoor basketball court.

"You want to play Horse?" asked one guy.

His friend replied, "Sure, I guess... but only if I get to be the front legs."

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |