I was recently sharing with my father how bad my college football team had lost to a major rival 58-0 and that it couldn't get any worse.
Dad, in his infinite wisdom indicated, "The score could have been 65-0."
Tennis Coach: "I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything."
Student: "Sir, how many holes are there in the net?"
What are generational golfers?
People with links to the past.
"In Major League Baseball, if the distance between the bases are the same, then why does it take longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base?"
"You know there is a Shortstop."