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Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"

Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.

Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered. "We've got all the umpires."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Yo Momma is so skinny...

She's so skinny, that she uses a cheerio as a hula-hoop!

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posted by "julzee" |
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What food does Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers refuse to eat during the NBA Playoffs?

Indian Food... he hates Curry.

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posted by "Jasienowicz" |