sport jokes

Doctor: What did you dream about last night?

Patient: Baseball.

Doctor: Don’t you dream about anything else?

Patient: What, and miss my turn at bat?

Ernie: The national sport in Spain is bull fighting and in England it’s cricket.

Bernie: I’d rather play in England.

Ernie: Why do you say that?

Bernie: It’s easier to fight crickets.

Sue: My uncle is an umpire in a restaurant.

Lou: In a restaurant?

Sue: Yes. When someone orders pancakes, he yells, “Batter up!”

Waiter (watching a customer dusting his plate): "Pardon, Sir, but may I ask you what you’re doing?"

Customer: "Sorry, force of habit. I used to be an umpire."