Q: What is it that, the harder you run, the harder it is to catch?
A: Your breath.
What does the 'N' in the Nebraska football helmet stand for?
What does a basketball player do when he or she loses their eyesight?
Become a referee.
So I was having lunch with Bobby Fischer, the former world chess champion, and the table had a checkered tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass the salt!