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Favorite this joke A father and his six-year-old son were watching a football game on TV.
After a particular bad play the father exploded, “Just look at that stupid halfback! He’s fumbled three times and every time the other team has recovered the football. Why do they let an idiot like that play in the game?”
The little boy thought for a moment and offered an explanation. “Daddy,” he said, “maybe it’s his ball.”
Doctor: What did you dream about last night?
Patient: Baseball.
Doctor: Don’t you dream about anything else?
Patient: What, and miss my turn at bat?
Ernie: The national sport in Spain is bull fighting and in England it’s cricket.
Bernie: I’d rather play in England.
Ernie: Why do you say that?
Bernie: It’s easier to fight crickets.
Sue: My uncle is an umpire in a restaurant.
Lou: In a restaurant?
Sue: Yes. When someone orders pancakes, he yells, “Batter up!”
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