An 8 year boy was visiting his grandma who he hadn't seen for awhile.
She immediately said, “My, I think you have grown another foot!”
Without missing a beat, the boy quickly responded, “And it's really hard buying shoes with three feet!”
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, "Spit out your gum!" while a train goes, "Choo, choo, choo!"
I asked the three-year-old what he likes to eat.
“Nuts,” he replied.
“Great,” I said. “What kind, pecans? Walnuts? Peanuts?"
“No,” she said with a smile, “donuts!”
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read...
"The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."