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8 votes

Son: "Mom, do fairies fly?"

Mom: "Yes honey, they do. Why do you ask?"

Kid: "This morning dad told the maid that she looks like Tinkerbell, the fairy. Does that mean she will fly too?"

Mom: "Oh yes, she will fly right out of this house!"

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posted by "Shenghen" |
2 votes

"What is the difference between a teacher and a train?" asked the principal.

One student raises her hand and replies, "One say, 'Spit out your gum,' and the other says, 'Choo choo choo!'"

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posted by "HENNE" |
4 votes

Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache."

"That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it."

That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up. "That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."

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posted by "HENNE" |
$15.00 won 27 votes

Teacher: "School starts 8am, young man. Why are you coming in at 8:30am?

Student: "Sir, by all means, you can start the class without me. No need to wait."

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Clown" |