kid jokes

Category: "Kid Jokes"
7 votes

Teacher: What's 5 plus 3?

Student: Um... I don't know?

Teacher: You silly boy, it is 8.

Student: Wait... yesterday you said that 4 and 4 was 8?!?!

7 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
4 votes

After trying to for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled, "GET THIS ROOM CLEAN NOW, BEFORE I HAVE A COW!!!"

My youngest daughter (3 years old) looked at me with a very puzzled expression and said, "You mean you'd get rid of us and have a cow instead?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
10 votes

A girl prayed to God, “Dear God, Why is it that you don’t make smarter men anymore?”

God replied, “I stopped making smarter men, the day 'Smart’ phones were made.”

10 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Rens" |
$50.00 won 13 votes

A kid asked his mother, “Mom, can you buy me those two toys that we had seen at the store the other day?”

His mother replied, “I will buy you one of them. One is enough to keep you busy at playtime.”

Later that day, the kid started doing his homework. The mother said, “Remember that you have two activities as homework today.”

The kid replied, “I will do one of them. One is enough to keep me busy at study time.”

13 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Rajesh" |