I was helping out with a tennis camp for little kids. At the beginning, the tennis pro running the event was talking about good sportsmanship.
He asked, "Can anyone tell me what a good sport is?"
This cute little 5-year-old raised his hand, got called on, and said, "Baseball."
A little girl won two goldfish at a fair. When the family arrived home, her mother asked her what she was going to call them.
“I think I’ll call them One and Two,” said the little girl.
“They’re unusual names for goldfish. Why have you chosen them?”
”Because if One dies, I’ll still have Two!”