kid jokes

My 5 year old daughter drew a nice picture of a princess and beautiful flowers and sunshine...

Then she brought the picture to her daddy and said, "Daddy, this is a picture of you and me... but I don't have time to draw you."

I am constantly drinking Diet Coke.

On a rainy day I told my 9 year-old son that I needed an umbrella because I’m made of sugar and will melt in the rain.

He said, “You sure it's not artificial sugar?”

Dad: "Johnny, go to bed. You're dozing off on the couch..."

Little Johnny (opening his eyes): "No dad, I'm not dozing... I'm just blinking reaaaally sloooowly."