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What Does A Farmer Sell?
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Farmer-A sells apples.

Farmer-B sells bananas.

What does farmer-C sell?

Medicine, of course!

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A Shady Place
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Shortly after my grandmother passed away, I took my daughter to her grave site, which was located beside a row of pine trees.

“How nice,” I said. “Grandma has a great spot here in the shade.”

My daughter replied, “Mom, aren't they all in the shade?”

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Fishy Situation
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Why should you never put an eel in a toaster?

You will get an electric shock.

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Which Click Is It?
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A father was teaching his 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt.

The daughter asked, "Do I click the square?"

The father said, "Yes."

The daughter then wanted to know, "Single click or double click?"

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posted by "Leibel" |