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Favorite this joke A little girl struggling to complete a problem in class asks her teacher for help.
The teacher looks at the page and tells the student, "Do not worry, with all the resources here we can figure it out. The answer is a foot."
The girl looks at the page with a confused gaze and says, "But its math class!"
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister.
The parents sat him down and said that now that she was getting older, the house was too small and they'd have to move.
"It's no use," Robbie said. "She's crawling good now and she'd probably just follow us."
A Sunday school teacher asked little Susie, "Who's your favorite person in the Bible?"
Susie said, "King Solomon."
"Can you tell us why?"
"Because he was so nice to ladies and to animals."
"What do you mean?"
"He had six hundred wives and three hundred porcupines."
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