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John wished his classmate Julia, "All the best on your exams."

Julia replied, "Thank you and all the best to you too!"

Later Julia passed and John failed.

John came to the only possible and logical conclusion he could... "That only boys wish with a true heart."

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A Kid With A Dream
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For Martin Luther King Day, I asked my fifth graders how they’d make the world a better place.

One said, “I’d make potato skins a main dish rather than an appetizer.”

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Wiping the Floor with Cake
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Mom: Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?

Son: Well, it’s a sponge cake, isn’t it?

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A Fridge and A Stereo
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"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"

"I don't know, what?"

"Cool music!"

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |