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A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike.

''Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300.''

''Easy, Dad,'' the boy replied. ''I earned it hiking.''

''Come on,'' the father said, ''tell me the truth?''

''That is the truth,'' the boy replied. ''Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!''

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A youngster was being shown a new baby who was very bald.

"Where did he come from?" he asked.

"From Heaven," replied a nurse.

Turning to his mother, the boy said, "Gee, they cut hair close in heaven, don't they?"

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Donald: I’d like to tell you a joke about the measles, but I’d better not.

Mike: Why not?

Donald: You know how those things spread.

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A proud father never tired of telling how smart his son Arthur was.

“Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn’t say it until he was fifty!”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |