kid jokes

Six-year old Sammy: "Mommy, I want to have a baby..."

Mommy: "I'm sorry Sammy, but little boys can't have babies."

Sammy: "Oh, okay... in that case, can I have a pony?"

The teacher told her class to copy the math problems she had written on the board and to draw a line between each problem. When she was grading the papers she noticed that little Susie had drawn flowers between the problems.

Teacher to Susie: "These are very pretty flowers, but why did you draw them on your math assignment?"

Susie: "I had to draw flowers because I don't know how to draw lions."

I came to the realization that my 5 year old was watching too much reality TV when we attended a wedding.

As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle to the altar, he asked, "Is this where the groom picks the one he wants to marry?"

A teacher asks a little boy to define the word fascinate.

The little boy says, "I have a blue sweater with nine buttons, but I can only fasten eight."