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"Mommy, why do all the other kids call me a hairy werewolf?"

"It's okay honey, never mind them. Now stop talking about that and brush your face."

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posted by "herry" |
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John wished his classmate Julia, "All the best on your exams."

Julia replied, "Thank you and all the best to you too!"

Later Julia passed and John failed.

John came to the only possible and logical conclusion he could... "That only boys wish with a true heart."

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posted by "RS" |
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For Martin Luther King Day, I asked my fifth graders how they’d make the world a better place.

One said, “I’d make potato skins a main dish rather than an appetizer.”

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posted by "srg" |
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Mom: Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?

Son: Well, it’s a sponge cake, isn’t it?

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posted by "Clown" |