kid jokes

An 8 year boy was visiting his grandma who he hadn't seen for awhile.

She immediately said, “My, I think you have grown another foot!”

Without missing a beat, the boy quickly responded, “And it's really hard buying shoes with three feet!”

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A teacher says, "Spit out your gum!" while a train goes, "Choo, choo, choo!"

I asked the three-year-old what he likes to eat.

“Nuts,” he replied.

“Great,” I said. “What kind, pecans? Walnuts? Peanuts?"

“No,” she said with a smile, “donuts!”

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read...

"The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."