A young kid found an old lamp. As always the lamp was rubbed and a genie appeared granting 3 wishes.
Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes!
Kid: I wish math didn't exist.
Genie: DONE! You have no more wishes!
The seven-year old told her mom that a little boy in her class asked her to play doctor.
"Oh,dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?"
"Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."
Junior: Mother, I can’t find my baseball mitt.
Mother: Did you look in the car?
Junior: Where in the car?
Mother: Try the glove compartment.
An Eskimo mother was reading to her small daughter in their igloo. She began, "Little Jack Horner sat in a corner..."
"What's a corner?" the little girl asked.