The school teacher gave a pupil two apples. One was big the other was small. Then she said: "When your brother comes up and asks you for one of the apples which one are you going to give him?"
The student thought about it for a minute then replied: "Are we talking about my little brother or my big brother?"
A three year old and her mother were watching Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs for the first time.
The wicked queen appeared, disguised as an old lady selling apples, and this little child was spellbound. Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned apple and fell to the ground unconscious.
As the apple rolled away, the girl spoke up, "See, Mom, she doesn't like the skin either."
I was six years old when my daddy took me for my first airplane ride.
We boarded the plane and I got the window seat. After a short while I turned to daddy and exclaimed, "Daddy! We're so high up all the cars on the freeway down there look like ants."
Daddy moved over and looked out the window. After a moment he smiled and said, "Those are ants my dear, we haven't taken off yet."