kid jokes

Category: "Kid Jokes"
0 votes

At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldplate, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period.

"Mr. Goldplate," announced little Joey, "there's something' I can't figure out."

"What is that Joey?" asked Goldplate.

"Well according to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"

"Right."

"And the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?"

"Er--right."

"And the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"

"Again you are right."

"And the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the Children of Israel fought the Romans, and the Children of Israel were always doing something' important, right?"

"All that is right, too," agreed Goldplate. "So what is your question?"

"What I want to know is this," demanded Joey. "What were all the grownups doing?”

0 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

Mom: Son, you’re good in math. Now I’m going to ask you a question.

Son: Okay, mom.

Mom: Your dad gives you 3 apples. Then I give you 4 apples. What’s your answer?

Son: Thank you very much?!?!?

1 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "takella" |
0 votes

A young boy asks his dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential?”

The dad replies, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. But see your friend over there? He is also my son. That’s confidential.”

0 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "takella" |
$50.00 won 5 votes
rating rating rating rating rating
 

"When is it bad luck to see a black cat?"

"When you're a mouse???"

5 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |