kid jokes

Child: Mama, why don't the Berenstain Bears wear shoes?

Mother: Because they prefer bear feet.

Halloween. The door bell rings and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying, "Trick or Treat!"

The man asks the kid what he is dressed up as. The kid replies, "I'm an IRS agent."

Then he takes 40 percent of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say thank you.

A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"

One child blurted out, "Aces!"

Teacher: Joey, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Joey: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Joey: Maybe it is wrong, but you did ask me how I spelled it."