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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 965
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 747.00
$9.00 won 5 votes

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. Johnny asked his mom, “Where’d he come from?”

"He came from heaven, Johnny.”

“Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
4 votes

When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?"

In the background I heard my mom yell, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
4 votes

Apparently this was an actual radio conversation:

#1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."

#2: "Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."

#1: "This is the captain of a U.S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

#2: "No, I say again, divert YOUR course."

#1: "This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise, we are a large warship of the U.S. navy. Divert your course NOW!"

#2: "This is a lighthouse. Your call?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
4 votes

My husband and I had gone to a restaurant with friends. When the hostess led us to a circular booth, we noticed the vinyl seat was covered with crumbs and asked if it could be cleaned off.

The young woman sat down at one end of the booth, slid around to the other side, then sprang up with a smile as she asked, "Did I get it all?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
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