religious jokes

Category: "Religious Jokes"
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What kind of food do Priests eat?

Parishable food.

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Robert Hill" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

One week our preacher preached on commitment, and how we should dedicate ourselves to service. The director then led the choir in singing, 'I Shall Not Be Moved.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on giving and how we should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The choir director then led the song, 'Jesus Paid It All.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should watch our tongues. The hymn was 'I Love To Tell The Story.'

The preacher became disgusted over the situation, and the next Sunday he told the congregation he was considering resigning. The choir then sang 'Oh, Why Not Tonight.'

When the preacher resigned the next week, he told the church that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was taking him away. The choir then sang, 'What A Friend We Have in Jesus.'

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |
3 votes

A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. Once, at dinner, he offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful.

The guest let out a huge gasp. When he was finally able to speak, he choked out, "I've heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you are the first one I've met who passes out a sample of it."


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posted by "HENNE" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

The morning before Christmas Adam arose and said, "It's Christmas, Eve."

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |