religious jokes

Category: "Religious Jokes"
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As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use?

FLOOD LIGHTS!

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posted by "Benjones" |
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The priest said to the poor farmer, "If you had a horse, would you give it to the Lord?"

"Yes."

"And if you had a cow?"

"Absolutely."

"And a goat?"

"Sure."

"A pig?"

"Now, that's not fair!" protested the farmer. "You know I have a pig!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

What kind of cheese can you take to church?

Swiss cheese, it's holey!

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posted by "Patsy Christian" |
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After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a priest when I grow up.”

“That’s okay with us,” she said, “but what made you decide that?”

“Well,” said the little boy, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit down and listen.”


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posted by "HENNE" |