religious jokes

Category: "Religious Jokes"
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A man and his ten-year-old son were on a fishing trip miles from home. At the boy's insistence, they decided to attend the Sunday worship service at a small rural church. The father forgot to bring any cash, so he reached in his pocket and gave his son three quarters to drop in the offering plate as it was passed.

As they walked back to their car after the service, the father complained. "The service was too long," he lamented. "The sermon was slow and boring, and the singing was off key."

Finally the boy said, "Daddy, I thought it was pretty good for 75 cents."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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When it comes to religion, I once tried atheism....

But I had to give it up for Lent.

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posted by "Stephen Vanderpool" |
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It's been decided that laundry is part of the original sin...

If Eve hadn't bitten that darned fruit, there would be no clothes to wash.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Most people don't know that the oldest computer in history happened to be an 'Apple'.

It was created around the same time as Adam and Eve and came in several colors and sizes with a satin, semi or high-gloss finish.

Unfortunately, one 'byte' was all it took before everything crashed!

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