food jokes

Diner: "These oysters are very small."

Waiter: "I suppose, sir."

Diner: "And they don't look very fresh."

Waiter: "Then I suppose it's a good thing they're so small, isn't it, sir?"

My kids are so open to experiencing culture.

They'll try anything, from chicken tenders at an Indian restaurant to chicken tenders at a Mexican restaurant.

Diner: "Pardon me, waiter, but what kind of pie it is?"

Waiter: "What does it taste like?"

Diner: "I don't know."

Waiter: "Then what's the difference?"