food jokes

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A tomato family is walking down the road.

Baby tomato falls behind.

Daddy tomato goes back and smacks him on the back of the head and says, “Ketchup!"

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

A head of cabbage.

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posted by "greens52" |
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A grocer put up a sign that read: "Eggplants, $0.25 each -- three for a dollar."

All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"

Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants. The tailor next door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer, "Aren't you going to fix the mistake on your sign?"

"What mistake?" the grocer asked. "Before I put up that sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant."

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.

“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some.

He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.

“Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.”

“Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!”

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posted by "Jerry Jr" |