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Favorite this joke "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it."
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset; cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing. It's such a shame good people have to die fusilli reasons.
It was a farfalle from grace.
My daughter went to her fast food restaurant and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for minimal lettuce...
He said, "Sorry, but we only carry iceberg lettuce."
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