food jokes

Category: "Food Jokes"
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If we are not to have a midnight snack, then why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

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posted by "barber7796" |
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I ate a salad for lunch today! Well, mostly croutons and tomatoes...

Actually one big round crouton and tomato sauce. And cheese...

FINE! It was a pizza. I ate a pizza for lunch!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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One day, I saw a friend of mine crying over a bag of chips.

I asked him what's wrong and he said that he was just following the instruction written on the bag of chips.

"Tear here to open!"

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posted by "Alydar" |
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After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entree, is that a steak or a fillet?"

After giving me a confused look, she replied. "Neither, it's a fish."

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posted by "outward" |