food jokes

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What did the cashew say to the peanuts at church?

"Can I get an ALMOND?!"

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posted by "Maria C" |
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A State Police Officer once received a call from a woman who asked him how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, he, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure.

Then he asked, "But why would you call the State Police to find out how to baste a turkey?"

There was only a slight hesitation before she replied, "Well, you knew, didn't you?" and hung up.

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posted by "merk" |
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The Devil whispered in my ear, “You’re not strong enough to withstand the storm.”

I whispered in the Devil’s ear, “I like your eggs.”

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, "How much are these oranges?"

"Two for a dollar," answered the vendor.

"How much is just one?" she asked.

"Sixty cents," answered the vendor.

"Then I'll take the other one," said Mrs. Goldberg.

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posted by "HENNE" |