food jokes

Category: "Food Jokes"
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Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.

Teach a man to fish...

And he's going to spend a fortune on gear he'll use twice a year!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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They say you shouldn't go grocery shopping when you're hungry...

But I ran out of food a few days ago, and it's just getting worse!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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What did the nut say when it sneezed?

Cash-ewwww!

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posted by "kathyhill" |
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Starving after hours of driving nonstop, my husband and I pulled over at a truck stop. While he gassed up the car, I went into the restaurant and placed our order to go.

After writing it all down, the girl behind the register asked, “Will that be all for you?”

“No,” I replied a bit defensively. “Some of it’s for my husband.”

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |