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Favorite this joke Why is it when I eat a 2 oz chocolate bar, I always gain a pound...
But when I choose NOT to eat the same bar, I don't lose a pound???
What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs £1.50.
A chicken pie in Trinidad costs £1.75.
A chicken pie in St Kitts costs £2.50.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean!
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An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city.
Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here."
"You'll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the busy waiter. "I can only serve one table at a time.
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