food jokes

Category: "Food Jokes"
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”Waiter! What is that bug doing in my salad?”

”Trying to find a way out, sir.”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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What kind of pastry needs a thesaurus?

Synonym Rolls.

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posted by "Carl Rayedge" |
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One morning my wife asked our four-year-old son, Jud, what he wanted for breakfast.

”Soup,” he said.

“Son, we don’t eat soup for breakfast. We eat soup for lunch. So what would you like for breakfast?”

“Lunch,” he replied.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Father: “Son, you’ve been looking skinny lately, you should eat more food.”

Son responds swiftly by going to a fast food restaurant, planning to order a hefty amount of food.

Son to cashier: “Let me get three double bacon cheeseburgers, two large shakes, and four medium fries.”

Cashier: “Will that be all?”

Son: “Will that be all? Do you realize how much food I just ordered? First my father thinks I don’t eat enough, now you?”

Cashier: “Can I get you anything else today?”

Son: “You know this is unbelievable, I’m really making an effort here!”

Cashier: “Would you like to see our specials?”

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posted by "Jacob Kushner " |