food jokes

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Mr. Jones: My new loaded SUV isn’t worth a hill of beans.

Mr. Smith: What are you talking about?

Mr. Jones: Food prices.

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posted by "Marty" |
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Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts...

I believe he was a stalker.

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posted by "Grampy" |
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If I eat healthy today, then I can have one piece of candy as a reward.

If I eat unhealthy, I can have the whole bag.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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A long time ago, while traveling in north Africa, I fell in love with the cuisine so I bought cookbook while I was in Morocco.

When I came back to the States -- that's what we experienced travelers call America -- I made some of the recipes. The one for biscuits called for fresh thyme, but I only had an old jar of dried stuff so I used it and added a tad extra water. We chefs learn to adapt.

The biscuits turned out well; as I reminisce, I liked that old thyme Moroccan roll.

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posted by "Peter P." |