food jokes

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There was an explosion at a french cheese factory last night...

All that’s left is de Brie...

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Why were the tomatoes in the fridge embarrassed?

They saw the salad dressing.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I placed an order for fries at my local fast food establishment.

Then, before completing the order, the counter person asked, "Would you like fries with that order?"

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

1st customer: "I'll have tea."

2nd customer: "Me, too - and please make sure the glass is clean."

(The waiter exits, returns.)

Waiter: "Two teas. Who asked for the clean glass?"

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posted by "HENNE" |