food jokes

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I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...

It was a broth of fresh air!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Did you hear about the angler who baited his hook with peanut butter?

All he would catch was jellyfish!

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posted by "Wano U" |
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Upon getting his own apartment, my brother-in-law received a hand mixer from his mother because of his fondness for mashed potatoes. Later, she asked him how the mixer was working for him. "Not very good," Terry said, "the potatoes keep flying all over the kitchen."

After a perplexed pause, his mother asked, "Terry, did you cook the potatoes first?"

To which a surprised Terry responded, "You have to cook the potatoes first?"

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posted by "merk" |
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What’s the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |