If we are not to have a midnight snack, then why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
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I ate a salad for lunch today! Well, mostly croutons and tomatoes...
Actually one big round crouton and tomato sauce. And cheese...
FINE! It was a pizza. I ate a pizza for lunch!
One day, I saw a friend of mine crying over a bag of chips.
I asked him what's wrong and he said that he was just following the instruction written on the bag of chips.
"Tear here to open!"
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entree, is that a steak or a fillet?"
After giving me a confused look, she replied. "Neither, it's a fish."