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One morning my wife asked our four-year-old son, Jud, what he wanted for breakfast.
”Soup,” he said.
“Son, we don’t eat soup for breakfast. We eat soup for lunch. So what would you like for breakfast?”
“Lunch,” he replied.
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Father: “Son, you’ve been looking skinny lately, you should eat more food.”
Son responds swiftly by going to a fast food restaurant, planning to order a hefty amount of food.
Son to cashier: “Let me get three double bacon cheeseburgers, two large shakes, and four medium fries.”
Cashier: “Will that be all?”
Son: “Will that be all? Do you realize how much food I just ordered? First my father thinks I don’t eat enough, now you?”
Cashier: “Can I get you anything else today?”
Son: “You know this is unbelievable, I’m really making an effort here!”
Cashier: “Would you like to see our specials?”
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