food jokes

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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it."

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "hassam" |
3 votes

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

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posted by "hassam" |
2 votes

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset; cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing. It's such a shame good people have to die fusilli reasons.

It was a farfalle from grace.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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My daughter went to her fast food restaurant and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for minimal lettuce...

He said, "Sorry, but we only carry iceberg lettuce."

1 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |