food jokes

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$9.00 won 7 votes

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.

Sincerely,

The Opportunist

7 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.

When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: "Is this pig?"

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly, "Which end of the fork are you referring to?"

2 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”

The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry, but you only booked one table…”

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posted by "HENNE" |
$12.00 won 4 votes
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I ate a box of Thin Mints.

I didn’t get any thinner.

I don’t think they work.

4 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |