Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and please make sure the glass is clean."
(The waiter exits, returns.)
Waiter: "Two teas. Who asked for the clean glass?"
The news today has wonderful information...
Dark Chocolate is good for your health and romaine lettuce is not.
I've been waiting for this all my life!
"What have you had for breakfast?" I asked my wife on the first day of her diet.
"Eggs," she said.
"Scrambled or hard boiled?" I asked.
"No, Cadbury Creme," she replied.
What sweet confection might professional boxers enjoy most?