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Waiter!" shouted the furious diner. "How dare you serve me this! There's a TWIG in my soup!"

"My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?

An esca-pea!

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posted by "we are one" |
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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.

Sincerely,

The Opportunist

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.

When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: "Is this pig?"

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly, "Which end of the fork are you referring to?"

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posted by "HENNE" |