food jokes

Category: "Food Jokes"
21 votes

A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor, which will reach the ground first?

The pizza will, it's fast food!

21 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "ayush" |
6 votes

Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced?

It had grater plans.

6 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Kee" |
0 votes

One waiter complained to another, “It took me all morning to fill this salt shaker.”

“Why did it take you so long?” asked the other.

“Do you have any idea how hard it is to get the salt through those little holes on top?”

0 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
4 votes

If one could get salmonella from eating raw chicken...

Can one get chickenella from eating raw salmon?

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |