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Where do you find giant snails?

At the end of a giant's fingers.

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A customer in a New York restaurant gushed to the chef, "Your veal parmigiana is superb! I spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there."

"Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why does the fast food outlet that is named after a daughter serve square hamburger patties?

Because they never cut corners!

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Patron at a restaurant: "I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call the manager!"

Waiter: "Well that won't change anything, he won't eat it either."

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posted by "zacdehduck" |