Why were the tomatoes in the fridge embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing.
I placed an order for fries at my local fast food establishment.
Then, before completing the order, the counter person asked, "Would you like fries with that order?"
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and please make sure the glass is clean."
(The waiter exits, returns.)
Waiter: "Two teas. Who asked for the clean glass?"
The news today has wonderful information...
Dark Chocolate is good for your health and romaine lettuce is not.
I've been waiting for this all my life!