A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor, which will reach the ground first?
The pizza will, it's fast food!
Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced?
It had grater plans.
One waiter complained to another, “It took me all morning to fill this salt shaker.”
“Why did it take you so long?” asked the other.
“Do you have any idea how hard it is to get the salt through those little holes on top?”
If one could get salmonella from eating raw chicken...
Can one get chickenella from eating raw salmon?