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Favorite this joke It would be embarrassing trying to explain what an appetizer is to someone from a starving country.
“Yeah, the appetizer—that’s the food we eat before we have our food. No, no, you're thinking of dessert—that’s food we have after we have our food.”
Restaurant Server: Would you like a table near the window, or near the salad bar, or near the dance floor?
Man: It doesn't matter... as long as it's near a waiter!
I went to an outdoor restaurant earlier, and it started to rain...
Took me 3 hours to finish my soup!
Billy: Though my Aunt is very dear to me the truth is, no one likes her homemade pudding except you Johnny. Tell me why you always get a double helping and also take the leftovers home?
Johnny: I use it to patch the cracks in my driveway; it lasts for years.
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