I was choking on carrots and all I could think of was, "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me!"
Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound.
The other two are goulash and squid.
What is the best thing to put in a pie?
You know have a problem when you stand in your living room to take a picture, and after you say "Cheese", a rat jumps out and says, "Where?"