food jokes

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I was choking on carrots and all I could think of was, "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me!"

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound.

The other two are goulash and squid.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What is the best thing to put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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You know have a problem when you stand in your living room to take a picture, and after you say "Cheese", a rat jumps out and says, "Where?"

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posted by "TMW 1979" |