Did you hear about the Orange who lost his seat to a Tangerine?
He should have Satsuma...
I just finished a 14 day diet plan... in 6 hours and 32 minutes!
Two steps for making great tofu:
Step 1: Throw TOFU in the trash.
Step 2: Put a thick RIBEYE STEAK on the grill.
The gingerbread man fell while walking down a steep path and scraped his knees.
He was taken to the cookie doctor who asked, "Have you tried ICING it?"