Last night I went to a wonderful Middle Eastern Restaurant and I ate so much food...
Today I feel Falafel!
I'm a very generous person.
I donate yeast to charities.
I do this because I hope it raises a lot of dough!
A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor, which will reach the ground first?
The pizza will, it's fast food!
Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced?
It had grater plans.