food jokes

Category: "Food Jokes"
2 votes

After eating his entire meal, an elderly man motioned for the server. When the server approached him, he asked for the manager. He explained he would not pay for the meal.

The manager responded by contacting the police. When the police arrived, they heard the complaint. They responded to the senior, "You need to pay for your meal, Sir."

The man vehemently refused to pay. The frustrated police officer said, "But you ate the entire meal?"

The old man yelled back, "I kept hoping the next bite would be better."

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posted by "RTMartin" |
3 votes

Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Bill wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the table. The waitress came over and asked if they wanted some menus.

"No thanks," said Doug. "I'll just have a cup of black coffee."

"I'll have black coffee too," Bill said. "And please make sure the cup is clean."

The waitress shot him a nasty look. She turned and marched off into the kitchen. Two minutes later, she was back.

"Two cups of black coffee," she announced. "Which one of you wanted the clean cup?"

3 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |
$7.00 won 7 votes

I was choking on carrots and all I could think of was, "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me!"

7 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "barber7796" |
3 votes

Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound.

The other two are goulash and squid.

3 votes

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posted by "wadejagz" |