food jokes

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My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.

"Well Mary," said the man, "near as I can figure, based on the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we've got a hog back on the farm worth at least $137,000."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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There was an explosion at a french cheese factory last night...

All that’s left is de Brie...

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Why were the tomatoes in the fridge embarrassed?

They saw the salad dressing.

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I placed an order for fries at my local fast food establishment.

Then, before completing the order, the counter person asked, "Would you like fries with that order?"

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posted by "barber7796" |