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At The Restaurant
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Guest to the waiter: "Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?"

Waiter: "Sorry, sir, but I'm pretty sure she wants to eat it herself."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Too Many Roaches
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Health inspector: "I'm afraid you have too many roaches in here."

Restaurant owner: "How many am I allowed?"

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Carry A Towelette
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I started carrying a moist towelette in my wallet instead of a condom.

I run into chicken wings more often than I do sex.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Paying the Tab
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As he paid for our meal with a gift card, my husband noticed the bill was more than the card was worth, so he handed our waiter his debit card to cover the balance.

"Wow, some people might have skipped out and stuck me with the difference," the waiter said. "Thank you for being so honest."

Then, as he took the card, he asked, "Could I see some ID?"

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posted by "merk" |