food jokes

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Q: What do skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetit!

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posted by "sravanthi" |
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After finishing the 'cured ham' dinner, Mable asked her husband, "I wonder what the ham was cured of?"

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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My parents decided to order two pizzas for dinner, planning to use a 50% off coupon for each pizza.

When the bill came, my father handed both coupons to the waitress. She thought for a minute, and held up the coupons side by side.

“Well,” she said, “50 + 50 is 100, so it looks like your pizzas are free!”

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posted by "Tyler" |
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Me: "I'll have the french dip."

Waitress: "French Fries?"

Me: "No, I'll Have the FRENCH DIP."

Waitress: (nods) "French Fries?"

Me: "No, I want the french dip. It's a beef sandwich that come with au jous sauce that you can dip it in."

Waitress: "Yes, I know what a french dip is. But would you like french fries with that?"

Me: "Oh. Yes, thank you."

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posted by "Moises Erives" |