food jokes

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How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

Put a lox on it!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What do you do when you receive really, really slow restaurant service?

You call the restaurant and ask if they deliver to TABLE #16.

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posted by "Lumbergranny " |
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Where do you find giant snails?

At the end of a giant's fingers.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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A customer in a New York restaurant gushed to the chef, "Your veal parmigiana is superb! I spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there."

"Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |