That some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I can't put into words.
I haven't sold any copies of my autobiography...
That's the story of my life.
You know why the word "dark" ends in a 'k'?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
A camel with two humps is a Bactrian camel.
A camel with one hump is a dromedary camel.
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey, of course!