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Peter P.

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Member Since : May, 2019
# of jokes posted : 51
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 88.00
$9.00 won 1 votes

"A-A-R-P, I wanna join the A-A-R-P..."

"Hey Joe, what's that you're singing?"

"I'm one of the Retirement Village People, and I'm practicing for our upcoming concert!"

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Peter P." |
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A long time ago, while traveling in north Africa, I fell in love with the cuisine so I bought cookbook while I was in Morocco.

When I came back to the States -- that's what we experienced travelers call America -- I made some of the recipes. The one for biscuits called for fresh thyme, but I only had an old jar of dried stuff so I used it and added a tad extra water. We chefs learn to adapt.

The biscuits turned out well; as I reminisce, I liked that old thyme Moroccan roll.

1 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Peter P." |
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Question: What's the name of the Greek god of humor?

Answer: Hilarios.

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posted by "Peter P." |
$10.00 won 1 votes

Despite what some people think, since the world is arguably 75% water that is not carbonated,...

One could accurately say that it's technically flat.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Peter P." |